The Green Helicopter

When a female is on top during sexual intercourse and you spin her around until she pukes.

Last night Sarah came over and I hit her with the green helicopter.

by jefferyhoward2 June 25, 2021

Green Spoon

The act of taking a stick a celery and inserting it into your ass.

Mom: Johnny eat your vegetables.

Johnny: I can't they're in mah ass...

Mom: Stop green spooning yourself!

by KappaHunter March 3, 2014

going green

going green is when all the green vegetables absolutely fuck the shit out of you. cucumbers shoot out of your pussy like a rocket launcher and watermelons shoot out of there like a fortnite grenade launcher. that shits insane. then, a watermelon grows in your stomach for 40 FUCKIN YEARS. FORTY MOTHAFUCKA

tyler- me and my girl are going green tonight
john- sick man im going green with my girl too

by little tickler February 14, 2022

fields of green

The chance that an entire row of traffic lights is green. like a field of green

"dude, we were trying to get to the hosipital and it was like fields of green the entire way there"

by Merry c-mas July 20, 2008

Green Out

Basically;

You’re so high on weed (hence, “green” out), that you are totally useless. Common effects of greening out would be horrible munchies, motor functions are almost gone, you can’t speak coherently, memory loss from the night of, nausea, vomiting, etc.

In other terms, it’s like getting blacked out drunk, but instead of alcohol, it’s weed.

Jason: Dude, last night I got so zooted I couldn’t even walk.

Cam: Aw bro, did you green out?

Jason: maybe, can’t remember much man.

by Cxvmusic August 7, 2019

bring green

The action of bringing (marijuana) to a location. Used over the centuries among pot smokers to let each other know to bring an ample supply or at minimum for the impending session.

Yo don’t forget to bring green tonight, we are going to get lit.

by Pot smoker October 24, 2019

green meeting

A convening of regularly scheduled work meeting where no new business appears on the agenda. A recapitulation of old business is recycled for the purposes of 1.) the perception that progress is being made 2.) being a sounding board for the boss 3.) avoiding the addition of a new meeting with new responsibilities into the original meeting time slot. In short, a waste of valuable time.

Co-worker A: How was your meeting?

Co-worker B: We discussed nothing new and no progress has been made. It was a green meeting.

by K-Trailer December 2, 2010