God's gift to man. The best stuff to to come from a bottle, par none. The most common brand is made by Glaceau. Commonly drunk by high middle class white kids because they can afford it's 1.75$-per-bottle price tag
Person 1: I'm going to the store... anyone want anything?
Fatass: Get me some bacon!
Piece O' Lard: I need some processed sugar!
David Hasselhof: Get me some... VITAMIN WATER!
Fatass: Get me some bacon!
Piece O' Lard: I need some processed sugar!
David Hasselhof: Get me some... VITAMIN WATER!
by P. Case May 21, 2006

n. An Asian Creature closely related to the Great Panda. It's natural habitat is the Breaststroke or IM set. It is a very odd animal that always wears aviators, baseball gloves and listens to techno remixes to songs like "What is love". The population of Water Pandas world wide are dwindling becasue of the fact the the males have trouble "getting any".
***Have extreme caution when interacting with one, becuase they can become very cocky sometimes. ***
***Have extreme caution when interacting with one, becuase they can become very cocky sometimes. ***
by clawz July 16, 2008

An influential rock song telling the story of a real event in Montreux, Switzerland.
Down there is the first verse.
Down there is the first verse.
We all came out to montreux
On the lake geneva shoreline
To make records with a mobile
We didnt have much time
Frank Zappa and the mothers
Were at the best place around
But some stupid with a flare gun
Burned the place to the ground
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky
On the lake geneva shoreline
To make records with a mobile
We didnt have much time
Frank Zappa and the mothers
Were at the best place around
But some stupid with a flare gun
Burned the place to the ground
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky
by StetanIslendar November 5, 2007

A person of Asian descent. Comes from the stereotype that Asians tend to spill water, be it in glasses, cups, sinks, bathtubs, or the largest flowing body of water in Asia.
Person 1: "Water spiller? Where's that even come from?"
Person 2: "Have you ever heard of the Yangtze River?"
Person 1: "Jiang knocked over a glass again."
Person 2: "What a water-spiller!"
Person 2: "Have you ever heard of the Yangtze River?"
Person 1: "Jiang knocked over a glass again."
Person 2: "What a water-spiller!"
by PoCo47 February 26, 2011

A yorkshire term for a shit beer, usually used to describe a pint of Carling or Castlemaine as these are shit lagers in my opinion. when used down in London by a northerner they may say "Thames Water"
"You coming for a brewski??" "ok but i can only afford dish water"
"I hate my new Job in London, im going for a pint of that dish water that these southerners call a decent brew"
"I hate my new Job in London, im going for a pint of that dish water that these southerners call a decent brew"
by T to tha OG May 21, 2006

After having consumed a fair amount of alcohol the point at which everything seems to taste like water.
by Thutton July 31, 2011

My boyfriend and I used to get along so well and now we are just like BP and water. I think it's time to dump him.
by Tiffwit July 9, 2010
