take the mound

fucking a pregnant slut, who's carrying another man's baby.

typical guy: how far along are you?
prego slut: 8 1/2 months.
typical guy: wow! can i take the mound?
prego slut: i thought you'd never ask.

by Schuyler The Liar October 5, 2010

take a brown

to poop

Hey man after we eat these baked beans I'm going to take a brown.

I just took a brown.

I'm browning right now.

by clamson September 24, 2009

Take the Karma

To refuse compensation for a good deed, preferring instead to take the rewards in some future life or experience. To "Take the Karma" means that you expect no immediate material reward for your good deed.

"Here, let me pay you some gas money for giving me a ride."
"No thanks dude, I'll take the Karma."

by Henry Skookum October 15, 2010

Take a Valium

chill the fuck out bro. a phrase meaning simply to calm down as one would do when taking a valium or any other sedative.

Guy: *pissed about something stupid*
Guy 2: bro chill out take a valium or something

by _#%^*> October 31, 2022

Taking An Elliot

Definition of taking an Elliot: To uncontrollably spew liquid from your mouth due to laughing or farting. After taking an Elliot you might feel the symptoms of giggling and face flushing red.

You are Taking An Elliot.

by e!!!!! September 19, 2022

Taking a funk

Dropping a fat shit

Dude, if coach asks where I’m at, tell him I’m taking a funk.

by Bob Joe 69 September 2, 2019

take the middle

The act of capturing the center flag (two people are necessary) in the avalanche map of Day of Defeat.

Hey, Todd let's take the middle.

by denwau November 12, 2004