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Straight Points

Straight Points are used by comparing someone's personality traits, behavior and vocabulary to the average male or female heterosexual of the same sex in order to taunt, underline or put into question someone's sexual orientation.

The straight points are usually deducted by presenting traits of the opposed sex such as wearing makeup for men and playing or watching sports for women, but they can also be added when someone's presenting other traits that coincide with the ones of an average heterosexual of the same sex.
You lose 10 straight points for bringing your man-purse to the bar.

He loses 5 straight points for having an white iPhone but he gains 15 for driving a motorcycle.

How many straight points we'll deduct him for ordering a Cherry Cola?
Straight Points by a66spam June 12, 2013

straight off you 

Straight off you could mean a person doesn't fuck with you or talk to you anymore for something you did or for an action you did online or in person
I'm straight off you, you been hoeing around too much!
straight off you by Vic2Bic April 27, 2017

straight bugging 

so fucked up your jus vibing with your boys
yo that bitch is straight bugging

I’m straight bugging rn
straight bugging by mandy v September 10, 2018

straight scissor 

Basically when you fuck a girl, like lesbians fuck each other using the scissor method, but just a guy doing the same but with his dick in her vagina
Juan: bro I straight scissored the fuck outta her last night! Shit had her squirming
Paco: wtf does that mean?
Juan: think of lesbians scissoring, but the straight version
straight scissor by pliegomyeggo September 17, 2018

straight as a circle

anyone whom simply doesn't consider themselves straight
Ignorant homophobe: You're straight-
Homoromantic heteroflexible: STRAIGHT AS A CIRCLE.

straight edge 

1. The state of abstaining from illegal drugs, booze, tobacco and premiscous sex (last is up for debate). Started with Minor Threat.

2. A cornerstone of the Hardcore music scene (hXc) where the gang mentality and that smug "I'm Better Than You" attitude dominates a good amount of edgers. A good thing until scenesters fucked it up.
1. Nah, I don't want any. I'm straight edge.

2. Fuck off, I don't poison my body with that shit (sucker punches the guy).
straight edge by The Dude February 15, 2005