When you're naked and want something from downstairs, and the roommate is out (but could be back at any time). You then run downstairs to "sneak a nakie."
I don't want to get dressed, but our breakfast is downstairs and I don't want the cat to get it. I'm going to sneak a nakie!
by fendermatt May 25, 2009
Get the sneak a nakie mug.It is the day when your girlfriend or partner makes you steak for dinner then gives you some pussy later. Pussy can mean sex, eating out, or anything involving it.
This day only happens once a year on February 21st.
This day only happens once a year on February 21st.
Zack: Hey John what day is it
John: Oh it’s steak and pussy day
Zack: Oh shit I almost forgot
John: Yeah my girlfriend is cooking me steak right now!
John: Oh it’s steak and pussy day
Zack: Oh shit I almost forgot
John: Yeah my girlfriend is cooking me steak right now!
by The last God March 15, 2021
Get the Steak and Pussy Day mug.According to the holiday's official website (steakandbj.org), Valentine's Day is a holiday created by greeting card companies, and that day is devoted to women. To be fair, there should be a special day for men to enjoy what they like. What do men like? Steak and blowjobs.
If a man treats his woman special on Valentine's Day, then she will treat him special a month later on March 14. Since men don't want flowers or teddy bears, his special day consists of a steak and a blowjob.
If a man treats his woman special on Valentine's Day, then she will treat him special a month later on March 14. Since men don't want flowers or teddy bears, his special day consists of a steak and a blowjob.
Sally: Do you know what today is?
Harry: March 14. Steak and Blowjob Day.
Sally: Yes. Since you made me feel special on Valentine's Day, it is time to put your meat on my grill.
Harry: March 14. Steak and Blowjob Day.
Sally: Yes. Since you made me feel special on Valentine's Day, it is time to put your meat on my grill.
by Urban Guru March 14, 2015
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by Innerpeace024 February 28, 2017
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by AshyBurm October 12, 2020
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Composed of grease, cheese, starch, despair, and meat and vegetable by-products, these are designed and packaged to be rapidly cooked in a microwave oven. Trump Steaks were introduced at The Sharper Image stores in July 2007 to much fanfare and press coverage, which is entirely unrelated to the Chapter 11 bankruptcy filing of The Sharper Image eight months later.
Currently distributed by Nestlé S.A. under the brand name "Hot Pockets".
Composed of grease, cheese, starch, despair, and meat and vegetable by-products, these are designed and packaged to be rapidly cooked in a microwave oven. Trump Steaks were introduced at The Sharper Image stores in July 2007 to much fanfare and press coverage, which is entirely unrelated to the Chapter 11 bankruptcy filing of The Sharper Image eight months later.
Currently distributed by Nestlé S.A. under the brand name "Hot Pockets".
My fortieth birthday party was just me, alone, with some Trump Steaks and a jar of relish. Guess I'm done with life, then.
by haloInverse May 15, 2016
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After a late night drinking, Larry found his Moby dick in the form of a 300lb vixen named Sally. And promptly shoved his flesh spear into his prize.
by -Jman- May 18, 2021
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