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Samuel

The guy with the biggest penis you will ever lay your eyes on
1: You saw that Giant dick?
2: Yeah! must be a Samuel!
by ItzSamme November 23, 2021
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Samuel Blake

Samuel Blake is a sexy beast who will be the greatest lover you ever had. Hes high pitched sexy voice will leave you moister than a oyster. The only problem is he has no penis. He lost it in a tragic accident while playing tennis most women find this out to late a regret ever being with him.
girl one: OMFG i just found out that Samuel Blake has no penis.
girle two: TRAP
by Cuncky Monkey June 20, 2019
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Samuel

Hottest guy on earth 🌎
Girl 1- "dang Samuel is so hot"
Girl 2 - ikr
by I ⏲ u3j November 21, 2021
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samuel saunders

A great loving person that anyone should be greatful to have in there life he can act like a ass sometime but deep down he really does care he would do anything for his real friends and take care of you when you need it
by HEATEDLOKIE July 16, 2017
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samuel

Devil little kid that never listens.
SAMUEL STOPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Basketballz February 13, 2023
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Spitty Samuel

A Spitty Samuel is where you drench your hands in saliva before giving someone a two-handed handjob. You specifically move you hands in opposite directions
Hey bro, I just got done getting a Spitty Samuel, kinda sticky after.
by Christopher Rizzington October 6, 2025
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Samuel

Noun (UK Slang)

(1) Literally: A type of irresistible, cream-filled puff pastry that is commonly savored as a naughty indulgence in the United Kingdom, despite its detrimental effects on one's health.

(2) Metaphorically: Often used as a metaphor to represent anything or anyone that brings immense pleasure but is deemed as a guilty pleasure due to its perceived negative consequences.

Note: The term is derived from the name 'Samuel', though the reasons for this association remain unclear. It may be related to a popular baker or brand, a cultural reference, or a popular British cellist named Samuel, with affiliation to Wimbledon, London.
(1) After a long day at work, I couldn't resist the temptation and succumbed to a sinful Samuel from the local bakery.

(2) I know I shouldn’t - but I find myself frequently daydreaming about a colleague I know to be in a relationship. He’s my office Samuel.
by YourLondon June 30, 2023
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