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An admission that one is going to die soon, usually from a terminal illness or dangerous situation.

A reference to the Christian angel St. Peter, who guards the Gates of Heaven and determines whether one goes to Heaven or Hell. St. Peter calling your name would imply that it is your turn to be judged, which means you must be dead. Thus, admitting that he is “calling your name” makes it seem that a nearing death is inevitable.
Mom,

Thanks for being the greatest mother ever. I would love to tell you in person, but it seems that St. Peter’s calling my name. I wish this could’ve happened differently, but there’s nothing we can do about it now.

Love,
John
by SouthernScout January 12, 2023
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Mount St. smellens

The pile of feces and toilet paper in a portable job site toilet.
Dude don’t go in the portable. There is a literal Mount St. Smellens in there.
by Beezlebuub March 14, 2024
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Mt St Rectum Eruption

A man, after being pegged and the toy removed from the rectum sprays shit everywhere, which slows to a slow lava flow of fecal matter and blood that does not stop.
After my Mom pegged me last night and removed the dildo from my ass, I had a Mt St Rectum Eruption that flowed for about a half hour. It stunk and took hours to get it all cleaned up. I can't wait until the next time.
by Headshok1962 July 3, 2025
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St. Patrick's day miracle

A rare event that turns in your favour the odds of succeding in any given situation which would have otherwise had a negative outcome
Ex. 1: The last train for home was late just enough to allow me to board it. It really was a saint patrick's day miracle
Ex. 2: Thanks to a st. patrick's day miracle the professor got distracted for the whole exam and i managed to cheat and pass it
by Dr. Julius No March 2, 2026
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St. Louis Style Milkshake

A St. Louis Style Milkshake is a 6 part gay sex act where you

-Have your partner have diarrhea in a glass
-Drink it
-Shit it back into your partners asshole
-Anally penetrate him
-Cum inside him
-Eat him out
Gay Dude: “I gave Zach an insane St. Louis Style Milkshake yesterday
by D1 Swans Glazer September 21, 2025
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Meat St. Peter

The act of taking a freshly cooked meatloaf and coring a hole through the middle of it and then using it like a Red Meat Flesh Light!
Man I violently used the meatloaf my mom made last night for a quick Meat St. Peter
by Ding-Dong81 September 25, 2025
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national St. Mary day

december 1st is the official day of Mr. St. Mary, and on this day, those named St. Mary should be brought a har of honey
Person A: "dude did you bring the honey jar?"
Person B: "No dude why?"
Person A: "because today is national St. Mary day!"
by ItadoriChair November 30, 2023
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