Rusty Venture

(n.)

1. When you take your finger and run it around a guy's ass hole while you jack the guy off into his own asshole.

2. When you 69 and you feel eachother's mouths with cum, then you turn over and fill eachother's assholes with the cum.

3. What you do is you take a scuba snorkel and you put your dick in the wee bendy mouth part, then you snake the other end right up your back gadras. Then you just grab the middle of that snorkel and your fucking your own ass and pulling of your crank at the same time and you're spending your own jacksey! Now THAT is a Rusty Venture!**

**A.K.A. A double frog-man

4. When you fist the guy and you open up your hand inside his asshole (he has to be laying down), and whatever you come out with you rub on his dick.

5. A straight move: You take a girl out to dinner and you don't let her go to the can. Then you have anal sex with her and she shits all over your dick and you rub it on her back.**

**Note: This is simply a Rusty. In order for it to be a Rusty Venture you must eat whatever is rubbed on her back without using your hands.

6. When you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore.

7. No where near as good as an Action Johnny.

I totally had a Rusty Venture last night..

by sexylexic November 25, 2010

Rusty Harmonica

Laying a girl on her side, and rubbing your lips back and forth across her vagina and anus while blowing simultaneously, treating her two love holes as you would the holes of a harmonica. To better create the rusty harmonica effect you may also cup her vagina lips and anus in your hand as you would hold a harmonica.

"Dude, I gave your mom the most righteous rusty harmonica last night!"

"Oh yea? What song did you play?"

"Blowin' in the Wind."

by Haywood Jublomie May 6, 2008

rusty hook

This is where one person inserts his finger inside his own rectum, as if to cover it in feces, and then sticks it in someone else's mouth and pulls on the victim's cheek, as if the person is being fish hooked.

On the Jackass DVD 4-Disc Box Set, Jeff Tremaine talks about how Ryan Dunn gave him a rusty hook, and during a photo shoot, you could see feces in Tremaine's teeth.

by Jesse Morton December 12, 2008

Rusty Rakow

Jamming a toothbrush into a male's anus and then brushing your teeth with said toothbrush.

Yo dawg i had such a tasty Rusty Rakow last night from my roomate...Meow

by Bearcat February 7, 2007

Rusty Trunk

1)A nasty un-wiped dirty bottom.

2)What happens to the trunk of the male penis as a result of intense anal sex and or during the menstrual cycle.

Yo, that bitch has a rusty trunk. I banged this girl last night at that party. She didn't tell me she had her period, now i got a rusty trunk.

by DrunkProof August 25, 2009

tin roof rusted

This word means that a girl is pregnent, and is usually used when it's a mistake.

Shaina's tin roof got rusted .
OR
"You're what?"
"Tiiiiin roof, rusted." -Line from Love Shack by the B52'S

by Cakolin May 27, 2005

rusty trombone

When someone is tonguing your balloon knot while giving you the good ole reach-around.

I received my first rusty trombone in Maastricht.

by NYPD February 9, 2004