Norwegian Prison

Norwegian prison or the Norwegian jailcell is like a small hotelroom and is the absolute best type of jail in the world. It's often compared to the average college dorm you would find in North America.

Damn I just killed a man and the cops give me a whole ass hotelroom. I love Norwegian prisons

by Theblueber November 5, 2023

prison cloud

A large gathering of basketball Americans

Watch out for that prison cloud, looks dangerous

by The Original concucklio January 3, 2024

This Place is a Prison

A phrase commonly used when one is distressed by something someone has done, expressing a feeling of being trapped in an unplesant situation.

Usually used when one laments being present for something, or being unable to escape it.

"Fortnite Among Us Sussy Balls!!"

"This place is a prison."

by mintymalty January 4, 2024

prison

school except it is a punishment.

"I hate going to prison. oh sorry, I meant school"

by school:sad December 12, 2023

prisoner of freedom

A person who willingly sacrifices their freedom for the greater good of their country, community, or cause. This term is often used to describe individuals who have been imprisoned for their political beliefs, activism, or involvement in revolutionary movements.

Nelson Mandela was a true prisoner of freedom who spent 27 years behind bars fighting against apartheid in South Africa.

by Type2GenomeManiac April 14, 2023

Female Prisoners

Are getting raped... But so are male prisoners... So... There's some equality for you bitch. The men also can't escape their circumstances. Enjoy.

Hym "There it is! I've been waiting for the 'female prisoners are getting raped rhetoric.' MALE prisoners are getting raped. Oh, wait! I forgot! Things are only wrong when they happen to women. I forgot men (Who women don't fuck especially) are completely disposable. Enjoy equality bitch. And getting mocked. And losing to the worst 'men'. And piss on the toilet seat. Hahahahaha!'

by Hym Iam May 2, 2023

Prison Pills

Medications that inhibit the ability to create and retain memories, often benzodiazepines.

Patient: "Hello, Doctor: I suffer from anxiety and depres-"

Doctor: "Xanniieesss!"

NEXT DAY

Patient: Excuse me officer how did i get here.

Officer: "You were found unresponsive in a stolen car with a dead baby in the back seat"

Patient: "They should call these things Prison Pills"

by puffingbillies December 11, 2022