poon vampire

When you unknowingly eat a girl out who is on her period

Alleah didn't tell Uncle Kade she was on her period. So he became a poon vampire

by Erusll October 2, 2017

Poon deaf

When you're so hard up for poon, you don't hear what they say, just agree.

Man, dylan was so poon deaf, joss said she wanted something serious and he agreed just to get laid.

by Boogie Cuz February 21, 2017

Poon Fight

When two or more trashy women fight each other (typically shown on the Jerry Springer show or on other talk shows)

That poon fight was awesome.

by Papa McNasty April 28, 2023

poon meter

When there is a chemical reaction in the body that sets off electrons to the sack letting you know there is pussy within a 4 mile radius

Oh God my poon meter is going g off there is ponn out there . i.m on the hunt bitches

by John wayne March 8, 2016

juice the poon

If you dont know what is is your name is probably Isaac. Virg

Isaac cant juice the poon

by JAbby134 May 22, 2020

Bare Poon

Bare Poon: can mean "Lots of poon" "rolling in the poon" "great amounts of poon"

See: "Bare""Poon"

"I got bare poon last night"

by My Little Poony August 13, 2014

Poon Snatched

To have your poon forcibly taken away

Justin: Hey guess what happened at my homecoming?

Phil: What?

Justin: I got poon snatched

by The Poonsnatched March 4, 2009