Hearty P

Pronounced like “Cardi B,” a Hearty P is an episodic heart palpitation—your heart skips a beat.

Haven’t had a Hearty P before? Stalk your crush from behind some bushes and try not to get caught. Watch The Exorcist with the lights off. Or simply try to run a mile while trying to recover from your dollar store vape addiction.

Did you see that girl? She nearly gave me a Hearty P.

by cabbage-was-here April 24, 2023

pushin P

pushin p means pushin faith, im P. it’s a proven fact

boy 1: “ayeeeeee what we pushin??”
boy 2: “ PUSHIN P”
boy 1: “ nah we pushin faith!”

by ms.pimpinyourshoe March 17, 2022

Rancid P

Sunny-D and cheap vodka, guzzled by Baltimore housewives.

That woman at the Ravens game had about 10 Rancid Ps before she vomited down my back

by Fisher666 May 16, 2016

IGANT P

a noob (Harriotron) misspelling GIANT PP

yo can u draw aatish fighting an IGANT P

by Harriotron October 7, 2021

A Loz P

The infamous Loz P lurks around street corners of the Scottish central belt, waiting to go mad raj at anyone who dares cross her torrid path. The elusive little critter can often be found nibbling on chicken wings and sipping a can of fizzy diet coca cola. Anyone who dares defy this fiery temptress risks being hacked to death with a machete or hung drawn and quartered from the Clyde bridge. Never one to pass up a delightful beverage of the strongbow persuasion, when the Loz P gets drunk she may succumb to a case of 'Mad Raj'. Or even when she is a as sober as button. Loz P may appear friendly but when derogatory terms are used infront of her (i.e. rug muncher) she is capable of decapitating a man with nothing but a sizzling glare. She has a feminist radar so when misogynistic comments are made a missile is launched which destroys said person. Misogynists beware.

Flatmate one: I'll just leave this here, no one will mind

*A Loz P appears in a cloud of sulphurs smoke and Flat Mate one is melted with her gaze*

by abzindahouse2k13 November 21, 2013

swagger p

A legendary among us player descended from the heavens. Known for his in game hate speeches

Sussy player 1: Whos the imposter?
Sussy player 2: i think its swagger p
Sussy player 1: among us sus

by VstiingerV March 4, 2021

Mia P

such an artistic person. sometimes moody. such an amazing friend for advice. always there for you, and super duper gorgeous xx

ps. ( a simp for anime boys) ;

everyone needs a friend like mia p

by jbtpz July 31, 2020