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soccer mom

Drive huge SUVs, are the cause of a lot of car accidents. They feel entitled since everything was handed to them on a silver platter. Really rude, and seen yelling at people in the stores at 1 pm in the afternoon in their ugly gym clothes. They probably think Africa is a country.
Censor everything by creating a bubble for their sheltered children.Their daughters are usually dumb blonde sluts, and their sons play sports & are usually stupid bullies. She thinks her kids are the sweetest people ever, but she doesnt know they have a secret dark side of watching porn, sleeping around, doing drugs, and bullying others in school.Children are forced down the same path as their soccer moms life causing the unfortunate cycle to repeat. sometimes the child is intelligent enough they will REBEL and become a hippie, OR just go off adventuring in the Peace Corps to experience the life they were sheltered from.
by jamesmc534 November 17, 2013
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Mom Story

A type of story with no real payoff or purpose. Typically takes the form of a personal anecdote.
Joey just spent five minutes describing his uneventful trip to the grocery store. As soon as he finished, I threw a "nice mom story" at him.
by big drip October 16, 2018
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hipster mom

Pronounced hip sss tur maam.
A hipster mom is a fashionable yet realistic woman, sporting leggings or high waisted jeans. She premakes lunches every once and a while to ensure her kids are healthy and local. Music and dance session occur daily, sometimes even after the kids go to bed. These moms take selfies with their kids, raid Instagram when they go to the park, and go on Pinterest for fun. A hipster mom encourages Disney, outdoor play and the entire family looking fresh. Preferred drinks of hipster moms include good beers and boxed wine.
Those girls in high waist jeans and Disney shirts are totally hipster moms, they were stylish at the park and had homegrown salad with dinner.
by Mrkl June 26, 2016
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Mom Kink

As opposed to a mommy kink, in which someone derives sexual gratification from a woman who babies and dotes over them, with the recipient usually acting in a childlike way, a 'mom kink' is when someone derives sexual gratification from a more mature dynamic, perhaps similar to one between a mom and her teenage son/daughter. This kink is considered more casual, and is characterised by the feeling that it's more similar to a romantic and/or sexual connection between a real mother and son/daughter, as opposed to one between roleplayers who act unrealistically nurturing and childlike.
Candice: hey, did you hear about Howard?
Joe: yeah, he has a mom kink
Hugh: don't you mean a 'mommy kink'?
Joe: no...
by T. Fwing Productions January 13, 2022
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Yo mom

A BITCH OR KAREN WHO WONT LET YOU HAVE ROBUX OR VBUX
YO MOM CAN I HAVE ROBUX
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mom-croon

(Noun) A dance move invented at the 2014 Grammy Awards. To sway, preform, and sing along to a song in a extremely emotional or sentimental way, possibly incorporating hand motions. Eyes closed, lost in the music. The way your mom gets taken away by a tune from her high school days, glass of red wine in her hand, shuffling around the room as her teenage kids roll their eyes in disdain. Cynics may judge the Mom-Crooners (MC's as they are commonly referred to in the dance world) as it is a form of dance only perfected by those willing to be absolutely swept away by the feels you get when you hear a certain song. Those who know how to Mom Croon cannot see the eye rolls of haters. They have reached a level of musical transcendence that is hater-proof. Once you perfect the mom croon, you are truly free.
"Oh look, Taylor's being embarrassing again- just mom-crooning in the corner by herself because Sometimes by Britney Spears came on. Oh God. Now she's crying."
by iknowplacesicankillyou November 3, 2015
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angry mom

A type of mom who continuously yells at or berates her toddler in public places.
Store Clerk One: Did you see that woman in produce yelling at her kid? He couldn't have been more than three years old.
Store Clerk Two: Yeah, one of those Angry Moms
by Derp-Watcher December 10, 2016
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