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Milk War

Can be used in three separate contexts.
1. Explicit: A bi-annual event where a group of guys get together in a line and see who can ejaculate the farthest; the winner is crowned the Milk Man, and gains one (1) free Milk Pass, which is valid for 6 months.
2. Social: Where a group of three (3) friends get together at a table, sitting in a triangle formation - a carton of milk is placed between all three, and the three must contend to see who can possess the carton, and consume the beverage. Whoever has the carton by the time it is fully emptied is declared the victor. They may then declare that they are the only one amongst the friend group whose bones are strong and 'all calcified'.
3. Political: A trade conflict between Russia and Belarus in June 2009, stemming from Russia allegedly attempting to pay Belarus US$500 million to recognize the independence of Abkhazia and South Ossetia, as well as privatize the Belarusian milk industry. When Belarus sought negotiations with the European Union on certifying Belarusian milk according to EU regulations, Russia banned the import of dairy products from Belarus, citing alleged health concerns. The trade conflict ended on June 17, 2009, when Russia announced that it would lift the ban.
Damn bro, that Milk War last night was wild. I really think John maxed out there.
by Mech70 December 23, 2022
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Secret milk

An obscure reference to something sexual, different for everybody. Many times refers to cum/breast milk.
I can't tell you what the secret milk is, it's a secret.
by Manure July 8, 2015
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Nippy Milk

The milk that everyone sucked from their mommys titties at a young age.
Sydney: I drink nippy milk until i was 13!
by suchqualitydefinitions January 18, 2019
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milk doubt

Being unsure whether food spoilage has occurred or not. Does not have to be a milk product, but milk is so vulnerable that everything (including life!) starts from there, including expressions. Plus, its always hardest to tell whether milk products are actually bad.
I was looking at that feta, and I had some real milk doubt about it.

This pizza smells funky, so I'm feelin' some milk doubt.

I don't know, this salad dressing looks rancid, I am experiencing major milk doubt. What do you think?
by j-rated March 2, 2010
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Milk Muffins

Damn, did you see those Milk Muffins of hers?
by Rainbowkiwi January 12, 2010
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Cambodian Milk

Bro have you tried Kelly's Cambodian Milk.
by MythicGihzzz August 11, 2015
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boobie milk

A white substance that come out of a woman's breasts
Your mother produced boobie milk for you when you where young
by Cheese-stick April 23, 2017
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