indian dude: hey, what is that guy like over there
indian dude 2: thats a bald noob, hes black as shit
indian dude 2: thats a bald noob, hes black as shit
by anonymous April 26, 2023
Get the bald noobmug. A Noob Lair is a specific area in a MMORPG or map on a multiplayer game where 1 or more noobs usually hide or stay after considering it sufficient, a noob lair is goes through multiple stages:
Noob nest:1 noob,the starter, who may lead any other noobs who decide to join him in it
Noob Lair: 2 or more noobs, this is where the chain of command begins to appear.
Noob castle: 50 or more noobs, large area becomes their hideout, but isn't to hard to locate.
Noobs consider a variety of things before making their nest:
MMORPG:
1. Xp supply, they use any nearby monsters like a farm, killing it again and again to supply their hunger.
2. Nearby friendly towns, noobs don't enjoy a public area, some might, and make corners of cities their lair. They do need a area to trade and get stuff they need.
3. Hostile towns nearby, noobs enjoy having a area to raid and attack if necessary, but not if it attracts high-levels.
4. Scenery, noobs love living in a awesome- looking area.
IN FPS:
1.View, a noob must be able to see all his victims before they see him
2. ammo, a respawning supply of ammo is necessary.
Sometimes the starter of a noob nest becomes extremely hostile, attacking all nearby foes, this noob is a noob hermit, a loner.
Noob nest:1 noob,the starter, who may lead any other noobs who decide to join him in it
Noob Lair: 2 or more noobs, this is where the chain of command begins to appear.
Noob castle: 50 or more noobs, large area becomes their hideout, but isn't to hard to locate.
Noobs consider a variety of things before making their nest:
MMORPG:
1. Xp supply, they use any nearby monsters like a farm, killing it again and again to supply their hunger.
2. Nearby friendly towns, noobs don't enjoy a public area, some might, and make corners of cities their lair. They do need a area to trade and get stuff they need.
3. Hostile towns nearby, noobs enjoy having a area to raid and attack if necessary, but not if it attracts high-levels.
4. Scenery, noobs love living in a awesome- looking area.
IN FPS:
1.View, a noob must be able to see all his victims before they see him
2. ammo, a respawning supply of ammo is necessary.
Sometimes the starter of a noob nest becomes extremely hostile, attacking all nearby foes, this noob is a noob hermit, a loner.
by asfsafas September 19, 2009
Get the Noob Lairmug. Based on the british tv show skins and all there wild parties
a skins noob is someone who in the middle of a party will say
"OMG its like skins "
to which everyone will look at that person and will then be beaten down.
aka michael fowler
a skins noob is someone who in the middle of a party will say
"OMG its like skins "
to which everyone will look at that person and will then be beaten down.
aka michael fowler
"shit,man this parties sick "
"yh man its like a skins party"
"i cant actually beleive u just sed that u fucking skins noob"
"yh man its like a skins party"
"i cant actually beleive u just sed that u fucking skins noob"
by Jdawgthecool March 24, 2009
Get the Skins NOOBmug. by not a noob100 April 19, 2016
Get the mega noobmug. When somebody didn't listen in health class. Such as sticking the penis in ear, nose, belly button, hopefully never but eye and so on. Or when a girl doesn't no you bleed after first sex. Mostly happened to nerds, fat chicks, or ugly people;
by Fishtarts November 30, 2015
Get the Sex Noobmug. A noob camper is a noob who tries to camp during a FPS but failes horribley. They think they can camp, but really suck.
by .DeLeTeD. June 1, 2007
Get the noob campermug. by Zar12344 September 1, 2007
Get the fat noobmug.