zebra mustache

When a male's pelvic area's pubic hair is black but the hair on his testicles are blonde.

Drew has a zebra mustache.

by The Zebra Man December 16, 2008

CRIMSON MUSTACHE

Two-piece experimental/rock/metal group from Atlanta, GA

Crimson Mustache rocked the stage last night!

by Big Moustache May 31, 2009

franks mustache

when a person has a really hairy ass

*person takes off pants*

person 1: whoaa, what a hairy ass !
person2: yeaa, he totaly has a franks mustache !

by x0002 March 30, 2011

popsicle mustache

When one proceeds to fellate a man w/ over grown pubes. Once she/he has taken the dick far enough into the back of her/his throat, her/his mouth will be right on the overgrown pubic hairs, resembling a mustache.

Dude - you know I don't give a shit about my ball-fro, so when I shoved my dick down Abby's throat, that bitch had a popsicle mustache!

by Hot Jizz March 10, 2014

beard mustache connectors

Something that gives the beard a nice flow. Without connectors, your beard looks like absolute shit. Unless you're going Abraham Lincoln.

I can't grow beard mustache connectors for shit. Imma shave em off or do the Ol' Abraham Lincoln.

by #ThugLife July 2, 2015

Hot Mustache

A sexual position where in the female partner accidentally farts on her partner’s face whilst receiving oral sex in the reverse-cowgirl-on-the-face position.

Dude, we were going at it and then she hit me with the Hot Mustache.

by Your Dad’s Mustache April 10, 2018

Boomer Mustache

When you cum on your girls upper lip and brush it with your pubic hairs, henceforth making a white and gray mustache.

Bill: Damn girl, i want to get in bed with you and make a Boomer Mustache

by Yahboi_Skinnypenis December 9, 2019