mississippi mud lube

When you eat a girl out with a fat dip in.

The redneck ate his girlfriend out giving her some mississippi mud lube.

by Kylepompom April 24, 2016

Mississippi centipede

The art of getting 4+ people to line up on their back and using only their feet pass a bannana or other fruit to each other so fast it looks like a centipede crawling up the Mississippi River.

The researchers could find out how to to fast enough to perform a Mississippi centipede

by KoverLeaf October 4, 2019

Mississippi lost cave

a right of passage in Mississippi, turning boy and sister into man and sister.

Godo's been REAL friendly with his sister lately, they must be going to the Mississippi lost cave

by cptnkillsecure June 8, 2020

Mississippi Firecracker

A sex position in which an individual fists another, then opens and closes their fist once deep inside.

I gave Kyle the ol' Mississippi Firecracker last week; he hasn't walked straight since!

by TacoRising August 11, 2023

vicksburg, mississippi

a town full of drama and pregnant 13 year olds

Dang I wouldn't want to live in Vicksburg, Mississippi.

by real boy lucas February 9, 2017

Mississippi backsplash

Pulling out after anal sex and having the kids farted out onto you

I did this girl in the rear and she gave me a Mississippi backsplash

by Slightly abused May 7, 2025

Mississippi Mudslide

The Mississippi Mudslide, is a sexual activity wherein there are two participants, Swiper, and Dora (a reference to the popular children's cartoon Dora the Explorer) In preparation for the act, the Dora must go exactly 3 months and 4 minutes without wiping their ass. The Dora then entirely engulfs their ass cheeks in moisturiser before laying on a bench press at an incline of exactly 52.56 degrees. The Swiper then inserts their penis or strap-on between these two soft pillows, perpendicular to the Dora's rectum before "swiping" their genitals up and down through the ass crack as though they are swiping a credit card. The Dora is then obligated to say "Swiper, no-swiping!" at the exact moment that they climax.

This entire act must be performed while making eye-contact with Henry Cavill over facetime, specifically from the Synder cut of Justice League.

There is a variant of this called the Croatian Credit Card, wherein orange juice is used instead of moisturiser. The Canadian Credit Card variant, wherein maple syrup is used. Additionally, there is the Russian Rim-Master™ Variant wherein vodka is used in place of moisturiser and a third participant is rimming the Swiper during the act. This third participant is known as the "Rim-Master™"

"Hey Frederick, want to come to the barbeque on Wednesday, we can do the Mississippi Mudslide!"
"No thanks, Josh, I prefer the Slovakian Traffic Cone!"

by Rimmulus the Wise April 2, 2024