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Lauren Conrad 

Lauren Conrad is the main charactor on a bullshit "reality" tv show caled the Hills. She used to be fat and ugly, now she is chuuby and ugly. She has "beef curtains" and is a pig nose. Hate her as much as me? Give me a thumbs up!!!!!
Lauren Conrad- I am soooo smart and pretty
Me- No, look at the world around you. You see, i live in L.A. and I practically TRIP over girls better looking then you, thinner, and SMARTER! You are a dumb pathetic excuse for a Californian and i hope your show is cancelled. Its not like it is REAL!
Lauren- .......I like ugly boys!.....Do I smell CHEESE!?!?!?!?
*runs into wall*
Me- ......ah, American youth at its best... *sarcasism*
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Lauren Called 

when a disease ridden whore sleeps with your friends.
How did he get the clap?
He was Lauren Called.
Lauren Called by LaurenHater3756 January 20, 2010
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when you’re laughing and forget the h, you loug
OMG! I started lauging in math!!! How embarrassing!!!!!
lauging by fesssdfgrddchn October 13, 2017
Sexy ass nigga with a large ass penis. he is known for smoking diamonds and he be slayin like a rl mofoka. If he catches u slippin u better get that mouf rdy. cos this nigga will break your jaw with his enormous pickle. He a pro at Dog in a bathtub.

this nigga should be called Laurino Bilzerian
Hoecatcher? Laurino Bilzerian fam.....
laurino by Laurino Fucking Bilzerian November 20, 2016

laurinah 

A beautiful ship between Fifth Harmony Members Dinah Jane and Lauren Jauregui, more valid than Camren.
"Damn Mistressofsnark stop reading Laurinah fanfiction and write some actual Wattpad stories!!!"

Laurinha! 

Amiga maravilhosa. Muito amigável e é amiga real mas raivosa e chata😡😡😠Uma espécie de kacchan diferente
-Oi, Laurinha! Tudo bem? -w-
-Sim neah kk
Laurinha! by Robloxian :> September 10, 2020
Laurine is the most beautiful, nice and funny girl i know. She is very smart and the only thing she is not able to do is to know how amazing she is.
She loves to give gifts, and it is the most generous friend you can have.
She cries sometimes, okay she cries always, but she is prettier with tears.
She is crazy of the serie : "F.R.I.E.N.D.S" and she is not able to stay awake during a movie.
She loves music, and art.

A Laurine also has the "starter pack" of the perfect girl: medical student, great friends ( i'm so glad to be part of it), play piano, ...
She deserves to have the life she wants.
XOXO
-NAS-
Who is that small, beautiful girl, the bf of juliette and charlotte ?
It's laurine idiot :)
Laurine by ELIROSSNAS November 21, 2021