July 24

Drop kick your little sister day

Brother: “Ooh its July 24! Come here Hessa I get to slap you”

by Y0u3ef July 24, 2021

July 25

The day my baby was born, I love him so much

Me: what’s your birthday

Chris: July 25
Me: sweet bro, fuck off

by Kaleyfw12 July 28, 2021

July 4th

Most American day of the year!

July 4th is almost here!!!!!!!! 3 more days!

by nubba nubba the basset hound July 3, 2021

July 7th

GABBYS do nothing. If your names gabby or your nicknames gabby congrats you don’t have to do anything

Mom: clean the house

Gabby: but it’s July 7th
Mom: how could I forget sorry go do nothing

by lmaogab July 7, 2022

July 26

Cute bitches only are born on july 26 (not all)

"Ohh its july 26"-girl
"It must be valeria's birthday"-girk 2

by Ahhaahahhacacahead October 28, 2019

July 16

We should make this the bitch day. A day where you flip off bitches, fuck bitches, Fight bitches etc.

Girl: I'm gonna fight that bitch.

Girl 2: Why?

Girl: Because it's July 16 national bitch day

by July 3rd January 5, 2022

July 14

the best person ever was born on this day. a girl who was born on this day is the most gorgeous girl ever. she deserves the world. this girl may struggle at times but she is always there for you, so be thee for her. show love and support to this girl because she really is a prize to have as a friend. go give her a hug and show that you appreciate her.

it is July 14th I should go tell her I appreciate her
Ellie: hey I really appreciate having you as a friend
*hugs*
Mia: thanks, what was that for?
Ellie: it's June 14th

by 24carrots May 18, 2023