Jonathan Michael Griffin

Herpe having Cordova white boys with more street tats than brain cells

Can you believe he Jonathan Michael Griffin’d her? Ikr, now she has that sh*t for life bro

by uknowhoh0 November 25, 2021

jonathan from church

jonathan from church is a blowing up meme on tiktok

i dont think your listening chantelle i loved you but you cheated with jonathan from church

by anonymous January 3, 2022

Jonathan😫

A very good looking male that can pull any type of religion,skin tone,and gender

Jonathan😫 ur so Deddy

by Jaycapalxt January 17, 2021

Jonathan

A person who many girls find attractive yet once you meet him and talk to him he is very simple and straight-forward. He is very athletic, he especially excels in basketball even though he is considered to be like Russel Westbrook. He does not pass the ball, nor does he have ice in his veins.

"My teammate is a real Jonathan"

by coldhooper24 June 6, 2018

Jonathan

A super smart, jacked white boy who cares nothing about himself, and is a huge woman magnet. Definitely pulls. Super athletic and amazing at all sports that don't involve sticks. Although jacked he’s a total fat-ass. Super dope and cool guy to be around. Overall 10/10.

Dude, I went to hangout with Jonathan and he had a ton of hoes over! Gotta love the kid.

by ImBetterThanNinja June 5, 2024

Moist Jonathan

A particularly impressive albeit damp mustache. Films such as top gun showcase the beauty and majesty of the moist Jonathan.

Have you seen Alex? He's grown himself one hell of a moist Jonathan.

by Moist J October 6, 2018

Jonathan

Jonathan is a smart caring guy who deserves all the love, he is cute, a lil chubby but perfect for hugs and cuddles, a great friend and a better best friend <3

K: oh look there is Jonathan he is literally the best best friend you can have

R: that is so true

by P1nkcheeks May 26, 2022