jelly mustard

why did you want to see this. THIS IS WHY YOUR DAD LEFT

jelly mustard is gross dont eat it

by Pro gamer3802 February 15, 2023

Jelly Smosh

A word used to discribe the love you have for another when "I love you" just isn't enough

Hey take care and remember jelly smosh
I really appreciate all you've done for me, jelly smosh

by Pigeon shit December 25, 2022

jelly and aids

Something you write on your very important design folio for metal work and then tell your friends it means something dirty even though it's just your girlfriend being random and tired.

Hey what are you doing for metal art , oh you know jelly and aids

by carmageggon September 14, 2017

Jelly Bean

A term directed towards homosexual Mexicans.

“Get these damn Jelly Beans out of my country!”

by Rambo Slambo July 20, 2020

splooge jelly

to exhibit large amounts of jealousy

I splooge jelly every time I see someone ridin' in a Lambo.

by JBry tha boss June 2, 2014

Jelly-Bagging

Jelly-bagging is when you take a zip lock bag and fill it with personal lubricant. You then put a condom on your dick and stick the bag in between your couch cushions. Finally, you get on your knees and proceed to have intercourse with the bag of jelly that's firmly wedged into the couch.

I got home from work a bit early and happened to see my roommate Steve jelly-bagging my new sofa. Man was I pissed about that.

by DFLB November 3, 2014

cock jelly

Another word jizz

Dan Did you jerk off? There’s cock jelly everywhere

by Tide pods May 3, 2018