Jacob

Gay man who's favorite thing to do to men, is give the blow-job.

This man loves men with an especially big penis

Jacob gives the man a huge blow-job.

by international-dictionaryyy March 30, 2009

Jacob

1.An adult male that is not necessarily gay, but very effeminate.

2. A homosexual male who refuses to come out of the closet.

It's weird that Jacob has a girlfriend, because he's wearing a skirt and high heels!

Person 1: Jacob might as well come out of the closet, I caught him in bed with another guy.
Person 2: Really? But he told me he hates fags!
Person 1: Well, he is one.

by honeysucklenightmare June 16, 2009

jacob and christina

The best couple I've ever seen. They are almost exactly alike but one thing about Jacob, he would be nothing without Christina

Jacob and Christina are perfect for each other

by Jacob and Christina July 8, 2014

jacobzcoool

Someone who spams on web forums

Hey stop spamming, your turning into a jacobzcoool.

by niceveritt March 31, 2008

Jacob

a person who is a complete failing man slut who pushes people away as soon as befriending them.

rude, loud, annoying with pointless puns which arnt funny, and trys to get with girls who are well know for one of their friends likeing them as more than a friend. a complete FAIL

hey stay away from him, he's a Jacob he might try and get your girlfriend.

i hate him, he's a total Jacob, annoying, load, and not funny at all

by benvolioajk April 10, 2009

jacob sartorius

A piece of shit on a piece of shit app, also known as musically

Girl: ayy what's poppin b? Who the hell is that piece of retarded
Me: ah heeeelllll nah Fam, that's jacob sartorius, a piece of shit amiright

by Pancancakes November 29, 2016

Jacobs Trumpet

A type of genital piercing in which the foreskin of the penis and bottom lip of the anus are pierced together, connected by a ring. The piercing derives it's name from the sound produced when a person with the piercing farts. The stretched foreskin of the penis causes the sound of the expulsion of gas from the rectum to be amplified. This results in a loud hollow sound resembling a low C note played on a trumpet.

Did that guy's ass just make a low C note? He must have a Jacobs Trumpet.

by fatland September 15, 2010