Wish’s her name was Jayne with a y, but her parents fucked up when they didn’t add it on the day she wishes she wasn’t born. Ultimately planning to change her name when she’s old enough, just to add the y. Jane has a peculiar face, sort of handsome and sort of sexy at the same time. Her cheekbones are stone cold, but her smile is even colder. It’ll either make you run away, or smile back, ‘cause she really doesn’t smile all that much. Her face will remind you of a painting. Her sense of humour is elite. Sarcasm, mostly. But also with a hint of darkness and sex jokes. Other odd things too. Most people don’t get it, probably because they’re losers. Jane has a great sense of style but doesn’t really realize it. Although her and her family struggle with money, she doesn’t let it show. Jane is either angry or psycho, maybe both. She’s wicked smart though. She doesn’t really care what you think about her, but she’ll still threaten you openly, no matter how big a crowd can get. Jane’s a great friend, has lots of them even. When she meets a stranger, or mutual, she’s automatically laidback, funny and comfortable. But it’s impossible for her to let you into her soul all the way. If you’re a dickhead to anybody that’s close to her, she’ll fuck you up, words or fists. Both options sting equally enough. The voices in Janes head are most likely loud enough for everyone else to hear. So, if you know a Jane, become friends with her! Or she might just turn the world into ash.
Anthony! Who’s the hell is that girl over there with the sick outfit and the swagger walk?
Oh, you mean Jane? Yeah, she’s fucking gangster, don’t fuck around with her or you’ll be too transfixed to leave those beautiful eyes behind.
Hey, I’m Anthony.
Nice to meet you, Tony. I’m your worst nightmare.
Oh, you mean Jane? Yeah, she’s fucking gangster, don’t fuck around with her or you’ll be too transfixed to leave those beautiful eyes behind.
Hey, I’m Anthony.
Nice to meet you, Tony. I’m your worst nightmare.
by dickhead52837 September 30, 2021
Jane is a leader and a really great and funny person. Jane will always catch your eye because of her beauty and confidence. Always up to point out whats wrong or unjust, Jane is a changemaker. If you are friends with Jane, consider yourself lucky.
by Some person who writes THINGS May 26, 2023
Supermum but a little rat at times
by Jane lolol May 12, 2021
1 half of a Siamese twin, she loves tik tok and talking to all of here older brothers mates, her older brother always goes ape shit when his mates talk to her. Her favorite food is a jane sandwich
by Jane lover 42069 April 24, 2020
Matt: Cody, are you going to Julia and Shane's wedding?
Cody: Yeah Jane is lit.
Mar: Wait... Isn't Shane gay?
Cody: Yeah Jane is lit.
Mar: Wait... Isn't Shane gay?
by suicidebadger March 13, 2019
by Daddyshaq November 23, 2021
A Jane is a quick-witted, smart and (may appear at first) creature. Her sarcasm may make you feel attacked, but she's just checking your reactions: she's studying you. If you have enough perseverance a Jane will trust you enough to reveal to you her real nature: a sweet, warm and sensual spirit that when loves someone will do anything for them. If you have a Jane in your life, be sure she will support you no matter what, but be careful: there are some moral values she cannot give up even for you.
It's not: "A friend is a treasure" anymore but: "A Jane is a treasure".
Do not leave her. She might be hard and bring chaos to your life sometimes but she always pay pack for it.
It's not: "A friend is a treasure" anymore but: "A Jane is a treasure".
Do not leave her. She might be hard and bring chaos to your life sometimes but she always pay pack for it.
You have a Jane? Man... How I wish I could have a Jane too in my life. You're so lucky to have someone that supports you so much.
by Emminsky November 23, 2021