Its that thing that that comes with your computer but you only use once and that one time was to go download google chrome.
Guy with google: hay i just found a file for this thing called internet explorer
Other guy with google : internet what
Guy with google: idk ima get rid of it i think its a virus
Other guy with google : internet what
Guy with google: idk ima get rid of it i think its a virus
by BucketGuy June 01, 2016
In social networking, an internet mirage is when a user is offline or inactive but appears online or currently active to another computer. This only becomes apparent once the user of that computer attempts to communicate with them. Often, this leads to paranoid feelings of unpopularity, because the user erroneously assumes that the person left because they didn't want to speak to them.
Simon: "DAAVE my good mate, how're you doing?"
Computer: "David is now offline."
Simon: ":O What a douche!... oh wait, it was probably just an internet mirage... or was it?"
Computer: "David is now offline."
Simon: ":O What a douche!... oh wait, it was probably just an internet mirage... or was it?"
by Gik130 July 12, 2011
-Jeff can eat twenty hot dogs!
-Yeah but is more of an internet talent. You cannot use it to get a job or write it in your resume.
-Yeah but is more of an internet talent. You cannot use it to get a job or write it in your resume.
by Ivo Wolf March 19, 2013
Attractive females in pictures that can be found online, but when it comes to the real world they can never be found.
by Pandrew December 12, 2016
A internet fart is when you turn on your mic at a unexpected time emitting a strange sound that emulates the passing of gas.
by canyoufeelthedaylickingourskin October 13, 2021
Beautiful internet person you fall in love with based off of social media. Will probably never create a real meaningful relationship with then
by Horizontal Time Machine October 25, 2022
A term coined in November of 2020 referring to the men on social media pretending to be cowboys, or pretending to do activities most generally considered to be those of actual landowners and beef producers. They most generally live in a populated urban center (town), renters, drive a truck that has the suspension altered in way to guarantee life-long front end problems, gives free advertising to hunting/outdoor companies (Salt Life) in the form of stickers on the back windshield of said wore-out truck, wears apparel designed for those who rodeo and/or work cattle when in actuality they are sacred of large animals. Other characteristics: Avid hunters of other people’s land, over extended on credit, 50% chance non-completion of high school, when asked what there favorite music is...it’s always Red Dirt.
Kyle, Chad, and Derek have really turned into a bunch of internet cowboys since they retired from gay porn.
by Tipofthedtoya November 10, 2020