Internet Inertia

Usually accompanied by mild insomnia, it is the feeling one has as they try to cease browsing the internet but find they are unable to stop. The result is that one slowly drifts on into the unending space of the web.

Thought #1: I should really go to bed...
Thought #2: No... Just one more link.
(...)
Thought #73: Oh god: I've been drifting for 5 hours. A bad case of Internet Inertia tonight.

by Fint June 5, 2012

Internet mirage

In social networking, an internet mirage is when a user is offline or inactive but appears online or currently active to another computer. This only becomes apparent once the user of that computer attempts to communicate with them. Often, this leads to paranoid feelings of unpopularity, because the user erroneously assumes that the person left because they didn't want to speak to them.

Simon: "DAAVE my good mate, how're you doing?"

Computer: "David is now offline."

Simon: ":O What a douche!... oh wait, it was probably just an internet mirage... or was it?"

by Gik130 July 11, 2011

Internet Unicorn

Attractive females in pictures that can be found online, but when it comes to the real world they can never be found.

"Hey man look at this picture, isn't this chick sexy?"

"Dude she's a internet Unicorn"

by Pandrew December 12, 2016

Internet Explorer

A browser that is best used for downloading other browsers, such as Chrome or Firefox.

(Guy reinstalls Windows on his PC)
Guy1: I have to open Internet Explorer to redownload Chrome
Guy2: Internet Explorer is best for downloading other browsers!
Guy1: Agreed

by MrDylanyay March 23, 2017

Internet Laid

Receiving copious amounts of likes and accolades on social media outlets i.e. Facebook and Instagram.

Person 1: Yo, did you see that new picture of Cortez running with the bulls in Pamplona?
Person 2: Yeah dude, he's so getting internet laid right now.

by FAB! August 9, 2017

internet talent

An internet talent is a skill that is very entertaining but is not useful in real life

-Jeff can eat twenty hot dogs!
-Yeah but is more of an internet talent. You cannot use it to get a job or write it in your resume.

by Ivo Wolf March 19, 2013

Internet Goodbye

When you're on the computer and one of your friends logs out before you get to say goodbye.

Coolguy118: Alright well I'm going for the night, See ya.

*Coolguy118 has logged out*

IcanHas96: Bye!

IcanHas96: Damn it! Another Internet Goodbye!

by New_Yardbird March 11, 2011