Junk Bucket

A Steel Codpiece - a metal jock cup

SCA squire 1: "OOOHHHH!!! Oh my god! Sir Stick Jock just got hit with a vicious rising snap in the cup! I hope his nuts didn't get ruptured!"

SCA squire 2: "Nah... He's wearing a really spiffy new junk bucket,... at worst he got an armor pinch or maybe a bruise. He'll be fine, just get him a beer."

by chota boy January 10, 2009

Junk Fro

A lot of pubic hair around a man's penis, also known as their "junk."

Man, I really need to trim this Junk Fro before I hook up with that chick.

by JunkFroMaker June 1, 2011

Junk-shit

Geeker make-do shit u wish worked as well as u wanted it to.

He made this junk-shit to replace the gasket, but it only worked for a few hours before the vehicle ran hot again.

by Stewy13 July 29, 2025

Junk puppet

A name given to an individual who will like a puppet can be controlled by drugs or money to jump on anyone's junk.

The 49th man in line spat on the junk puppets gaping arse!

by P4n1k November 20, 2019

Digital Junk Mail

Any sort of unrequested email, text or other social media communication, especially sexually-oriented messages or containing pictures of genitalia on the internet. Abbreviated: DJM

Sending Digital Junk Mail turns your social media into anti-social media especially when it contains pictures of genitalia.

by CrotchGourmet December 17, 2022

Junk Mail

Obscure sexual act in which a mailbox slot is used as a glory hole

John: "Dude, i totally did a Junk Mail on Mary's house!"
Matt: "Haha that's a sick prank!"

by PolarTheBear April 20, 2011

Junked

When someone is completely away with it

Fs mate that wee jacks had 3 half bottles he’s junked out the wazoo

by Strokema_cok69 April 9, 2025