The flu like cold that goes around Walmart every year, slowly getting worse until it disappears. In some people, it turns to pneumonia
by KLeonheart March 24, 2018
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dude1: man that chick was not buying what i was sellin' one bit.
dude2: lady friend's got you in a funk, huh? sawg flu, major. SHOTS, now!
dude2: lady friend's got you in a funk, huh? sawg flu, major. SHOTS, now!
by DePue rep. June 22, 2010
When you are at home, sick from work/school with the Flu. You have no energy, but gather the strength to masterbate. Ideally, you do not use the same Kleenex that are riddled with mucus- or you do
Jeff- Bro what did you get up to last week? We missed you at work
Jeffrey- Boss, I had the Flu, I did manage to have a Flu Nut though, which eased the symptoms
Jeffrey- Boss, I had the Flu, I did manage to have a Flu Nut though, which eased the symptoms
by Simp Mayor November 30, 2024
by Vswizzle August 02, 2024
A colloquial term originating from Canadian high schools, “Moosehead flu” refers to the phenomenon where students, particularly females, gain weight over the course of their high school years. This is attributed to the early consumption of Moosehead, a cheap beer popular among Canadian youths, combined with a lack of physical activity. The term underscores a noticeable change in physical appearance from freshman to senior year, often discussed among male students.
by Canadian kid living in the US January 04, 2024
A facial accoutrement in the same shape as the iconic moustache, but constructed entirely out of Nasal Mucus.
"Man I'm not feeling great" *sneezes*
"Ha look dude you've grown a Flu manchu on your face"
"Oh yeah you're right, haha, I feel like I'm about to die"
"Ha look dude you've grown a Flu manchu on your face"
"Oh yeah you're right, haha, I feel like I'm about to die"
by Joey Fat Tits July 29, 2021