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Fortnite

An overrated game that has only screaming 9yo’s and fucking sucks micropeen.
by Ben La Dumbass November 2, 2020
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Fortnite

A virgin's game
Oh, my god. You play Fortnite?? You are an ETERNAL VIRGIN
by Biggie Cheese 69 November 12, 2018
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Fortnite

A game for gay virgins who get turned on by pixelated ass cheeks.
Them: I play Fortnite Me: Nice way to come out of the closet
by SuqqMe0ff December 20, 2020
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fortnite

a game where you can get free porn and all you need to do is send them your home address.
i love to go on fortnite when i have sex.
by jissel69420 February 25, 2022
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Fortnite

A cancerous game played by small children that has spread like a virus, infecting anyone still in school. It is also used by grown adults to exploit small children for money on Youtube.
Guy1 "Hey dude have you heard of Fortnite?"

Guy2 "Shut up, every time I try to talk to you you refuse to talk about anything other than this game. It's taken over your life, you've stopped going to school and soccer. I just want the old you back, please."

Guy1"Lol, that's epic"
by WaterMaster February 28, 2019
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Fortnite

Is Dead ( Comm at me Ninja )
by Albert Einste1n August 7, 2019
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Fortnite

Fortnite is a popular game umos't extroverts and virgins alike. People who like Fortnite aren't bad people but they usually are very annoying and you find them very difficult to hang around because they only talk about Fortnite. All Fortnite players are virgins. If one of your friends every posts a Fortnite win on his story, you can tell him he just added an extra 14 years of virginity (at least).

Introverts who play Fortnite (Although rare) are completely enjoyable people and one that you hope to become friends with someday. When playing with an introvert, s/he wont ever get mad at you because s/he is too afraid that they'll hurt your feelings, and introverts will never do that.
Guy 1: Hey man do you play Fortnite?
Guy 2: Umm... No.
Guy 1: DUDE YOU TOTALLY SHOULD IT'SLIKETHEBESTGAMEEVER,LIKEIGOTAVICTORYROYALEACOUPLEDAYSAGO
Guy 2: *Shoots himself*

Guy 3 (Introvert): *Mentions Fortnite*
Guy 4: Hey man we should totally play sometime
Guy 3: Uh... Sure.
Guy 4 and Guy 3 are now bros for life (or for however long Fortnite stays popular).
by Orange pants guy July 12, 2018
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