Elijah

Is always gaslighting and not funny

“What do runners eat before a race … nothing they fast”- elijah

by yourraweirdo August 5, 2025

Elijah

He is gay. Eli, if you are seeing this, you are gay

"elijah is gay"

by angieexistsnow January 21, 2025

Elijah

Elijahs' is so fucking ass at marvel rivals, he blames not getting heals and only play high difficulty characters extremely poorly. An "Elijah" will deflect their bad decisions on anyone or anything but themselves or their own performance.

Elijah keeps bitching about how ass his team is.

by martinpanda88 February 8, 2025

The Elijah Wade

when a dude slaps his big belly on his girls back during back shots

“Yeah Gerald I was giving ole Linda the Elijah Wade last night and she broke down on me man.”

by Nelson TM February 9, 2025

The Elijah Wade

when a dude slaps his big belly on his girls back during back shots

“Yeah Gerald I was giving ole Linda the Elijah Wade last night and she broke down on me man.”

by Nelson TM February 9, 2025

Elijah Squyres

Christian, saved member of the new kingdom.

Basketball Enthusiast, Outdoorsman, Snowboarder.
Nicknamed Squiggles
Author

"Elijah Squyres is a snowboarder.

by anonymous March 7, 2025

Elijah

Weed smoking, bass playing man who thinks primus is the greatest band of all time. He is not bald

That Elijah is pretty cool

by GonkMaster66 March 17, 2025