dookie bruise

The resultant indentation lines caused by extensive time sitting on the toilet.

Dang bro, you were sitting the toilet for so long you got some a mad dookie bruise!

by Spanky McSpankSpank June 14, 2022

Dude Ranch Dookie

When you have to take a massive dump. Also if being at a ranch on the country side. Abbreviation DRD can be also be used.

Man… I feel like I’ve gotta take a massive dude ranch dookie right now.

BRB, I gotta take that DRD if ya’ know what I’m sayin’.

My intestinal organs feel like they’ve gotta DRD right now.

by SAR_KyuGo March 5, 2023

Nuke dookie

A product that consist of vinegar, borax, shit, piss, cum and spit in a plastic gallon jug. Once shooken you toss it in the air so it blows up thus spreading the cess pool on everything in sight

Me and my pals rolled up on Andrew’s house and tossed the nuke dookie at his home.

by Sloppygooningmonster February 27, 2024

dookies

Milwaukee origin: 414 slang for the Nike Air Force 1 shoe, most often used as variant, "black dookies."

After game 3 of the 2021 NBA Playoffs when Giannis Antetokounmpo score 41 points:

"Giannis gotta wear tha black dookies b4 every game now!"

by contrarychristian July 12, 2021

long dookie

The first shit you take in the morning that goes on forever. This shit has caused numerous write ups at work for being late and many a argument with the significant other.

Woke up and took a long dookie and shit went down hill from there.

by Angela’s man February 23, 2018

Spooky Dookie

The ritual of taking a shit near Halloween in a Spirit Halloween bathroom, this act is to ensure good candy

"hey man did you get any good candy?"

"yeah because I a Spooky Dookie."

by jiwdhuygald[ November 8, 2021

Dookie Arsehole

bad, the worst of the worst, it does not get any lower

I didnt have time to finish my assignment before submitting, my grade is going to be dookie arsehole

my hair is so greasy I look like dookie arsehole

by spottedsocks January 21, 2025