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Brad Dad

Better than a stepfather; the man who is you daddy in every respect except biologically.

After the Brad Paisley song "He Didn't Have To Be".
(When the subject comes up, which is rare because the child is SO close to him that the subject rarely comes up.) "No, he's technically not my father, but he's a Brad Dad."
by vadare May 9, 2006
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Ghetto Dad

A black or white male that has to many kids and doesn't believe in safe sex.

Most are black man who want to have a many kids as they can and remove the white race of power.

A black man that live poor in a poor town and has to many kids from to many mothers.
The friend ask: Hey how many kids do you have?

Black man said: I don't know am to poor to know.

The friend ask: You don't know how many women have you sleep with.

Black man said: More than I have fingers or toes.

The friend said:Your a Ghetto Dad

Black man ask: Whats that.

The friend said:A man who has to many kids from to many women of lives poor.
by pimp daddy sugar ray November 6, 2011
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dad shagger

The logical response to being called a motherfucker. Being called "motherfucker" implies that you fuck your own mother and is generally considered the highest insult one can bestow.

By immediately responding "dadshagger" one temporarily confuses one's literary opponent as to whether it would be worse to shag their dad or fuck their mother and whether they have in fact been semantically bested. Erstwhile, thou positions thine foot squarely betwixt their thighs with such vehemence as to render them infertile for the rest of their sorry ass life.
Antagonist: "You motherfucker!"

Pacifist: "Dad shagger"

Antagonist: "Huh?"

Pacifist: "SQUAHNUTKICK"
by Mr. Cardboard November 6, 2011
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Cocktail dad

A dad that likes to drink and has lots of drinking equipment. Example: Beer tap,
Swizzle sticks, etc.
Red Forman has a keg man. He’s a cocktail dad and cocktail dad’s own beer taps!”
by Penguin king125 January 3, 2018
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Dad Rockers

Young people usually in their 20s and early 30s who listens to classic rock or dad rock and not much else.
Dad rockers tend to not like new music.
by fartfootnugent May 12, 2019
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Party Dad

The person invited to parties who's only purpose is to keep the group from getting into too much trouble. They usually don't get intoxicated as it would impare their parental judgement.
John: "Hey, I'm throwing a party this weekend. Should I invite Rob?"

Susan: "Definitely. We need a party dad".
by 56B415145161566825181747=4 October 26, 2016
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peekaboo dad

Dad with no parental responsibilities. Shows up only when he wants to and bears gifts to make up for not being there, in other word trying to buy his kids love
I wonder when Joshua's peekaboo dad will show up
by Angry momma March 28, 2015
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