Fluffy Crab

A small crab with magnetic hands. Susceptible to attatching onto metal nipple clamps.

Ouch, I appear to have a fluffy crab attached to my nipple.

by The Salty Sultanan January 16, 2009

King crab

The award of being awsome at gears of war crab walking.
Noun, Verb,

hey king crab goes first. Im king crab.

by mvh4230 and killer bung January 11, 2012

Crab Garden

Massive infestation of crabs on your pubes. Usually on loose jailbait or crack whores.

"Damn, China has a crab garden bigger than sea world!"

by Spike Savage November 14, 2007

crab train

a long line of people transport crabs to each other

choo choo all aboard the crab train

by cardscub April 13, 2010

Crab Rave

When a gay couple dance and have intercourses at the same time

Joe and Tim did the crab rave last night

by Dick eater 😏 December 1, 2018

The Crab Under the Bridge

Verb: The act of performing a spit roast while a male takes the crab position beneath the female, with head placed between the penetrating male's legs while receiving a tit wank from the females low hanging breasts. This person may or may not lick the balls of the penetrating man.

Guy 1: "Yo CB3 was the Crab Under the Bridge and started tounging my balls."
Guy 2: "I'll have to try that sometime with Loz and Haz."

by Zeek-McBreadsticks November 7, 2014

Crab pot

The strong oudour emmited from a vagina, which is unhealthy, which can be detected from a distance

" was about to shag this slapper last night but when she took off her knickers fuck me mate i thought i was at the harbour, whole room smelt like a Crab pot"

by shaftshagnasty August 6, 2008