A 30 year old man. Living in his parents basement. With a 9 o'clock curfew. That gets bitched at in front of his friends. With no backbone to talk back.
by Gold Standard 1 January 16, 2025
Get the Nine Fifteen mug.verb, also with n. forms. To be urgently requiring a dump, perhaps turtling or touching cloth, but having to pass a series of trials first. Since in this context you feel like you have a bomb in your intestine, it thus evokes feelings of being in the DS Visual Novel/Puzzler 999: Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors.
Friend: Why'd you shit your pants, Joey?
Joey: I really needed a shit, but my dad started to write me up about the porn on my sister's computer. I was Triple Nining it for ages.
Joey: I really needed a shit, but my dad started to write me up about the porn on my sister's computer. I was Triple Nining it for ages.
by dstiles October 7, 2013
Get the Triple Nining mug.When 4 people are laid out in a square such that each is giving oral sex to one other member, and is receiving oral sex from one other member, so as to make a square chain.
Dutch: So Peach, I heard you were involved in a Sixty Sixty Nine Nine.
Peach: I was giving head to Jasmine, who was giving head to Rosa, who was giving head to Adam, who was giving head to me! It was a Sixty Sixty Nine Nine!
Peach: I was giving head to Jasmine, who was giving head to Rosa, who was giving head to Adam, who was giving head to me! It was a Sixty Sixty Nine Nine!
by Joseph Bababooey March 3, 2023
Get the Sixty Sixty Nine Nine mug.When you and a sexual partner partake in the 69 position and take turns pile-driving each other repeatedly on the bed.
Guy1 : "Man my back hurts from last night."
Guy2 : "Why? What happened?"
Guy1 : "My girlfriend and I were Nine-Driving."
Guy2 : "Oh shit."
Guy2 : "Why? What happened?"
Guy1 : "My girlfriend and I were Nine-Driving."
Guy2 : "Oh shit."
by Mike Tysons Lisp October 27, 2018
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Get the Shitty-Nine mug.Equal to 0.000000001%. An extremely low probability of something occurring. Was seen in Neon Genesis Evangelion.
by DarthShinji January 25, 2014
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