Swollen balloons

Swollen ballons is used to describe a pair of swollen boobies

Ow! Jackie Chan karate chopped my titties looks like im going to have Swollen Balloons... Great!

by AsthmaBoi February 28, 2019

Weather Ballooning

Women in relationships floating a lot of hot air in search of stormy weather in their relationships. Often accusing their significant other of “Gaslighting” so as to manipulate situations to their end.

My girlfriend is always Weather Ballooning our relationship by fabricating issues to try and manipulate me to do what she wants.

by Jussthefax May 19, 2021

Balloon

Amazing Childhood toy. You throw it up to the ceiling and watch it fall and hit it. And repeat. An amazing toy. It can also float, stick to a wall, etc. It was a great toy to play with your friends.

Friend: Hey, it's a balloon.
Me: Ah. Childhood memories.

Friend: SAMEEE!

by HellInferno November 8, 2021

Popping the balloon

The act of sticking one’s finger into a vagine that just received a creampie in order to release any remaining baby gravy held deep within the love cave.

So Steve, get this, last night I bust a nut in my girl so I helped her out by popping the balloon.

by The OG Tigerbeard February 22, 2024

Balloon nuts

"When you put a condom on both your nuts to try and be funny but you just end up looking stupid"

"I tried to make her laugh with the Balloon nuts be she dident even smirk about them. What a bitch"

by Tittyspanker47 December 9, 2016

Yellow Balloon

When you piss into a balloon and throw it at somebody

I threw a yellow balloon at that kid

by Michael the nub June 14, 2018

Balloon Person

“a really obsese ugly nerdy glasses big balloon stomach breathe heavy can’t see their own feet they look down and it’s just their belly with stains on their shirt”
-jerry

Person A: Ew I saw a balloon person on the bus today
Person B: I bet he had grease stains on his belly

by koriliyah June 15, 2022