Savage Gasp Bald Ass Clip

The act of shaving someone, typically a young man, and attaching plain alligator clips to their freshly shaved head. The clips should not be connected to any power source. Also known as "raw clipping".

Spencer: "Did you hear that Jeremy got Savage Gasp Bald Ass Clip ped?"
Patrick: "I can't believe they raw clipped him."

by ClassyLioness February 13, 2025

hamburgers per bald eagle

a common meme on how the americans dont use the metric system

"hey, how are fast are we?"
around 69 hamburgers per bald eagle"

by lunalunara2904 February 13, 2025

the bald squad

the best trio on armyblink twt

the bald squad is funny asf

by my name starts with a N October 27, 2020

mentally bald

when people are funny, they can't have anything on their heads so when they are being funny they are mentally bald.

Kevin Hart and Dwayne Johnson make a good comedy pairing because they're both mentally bald as well.

by Pneumococcal0 April 15, 2025

Bald

Someone who plays too much of semi popular 2d battle royale, Surviv.io

"Dang Generator played 17 hours of Surviv this week."

"Yea, they're so bald.

by Mario X January 25, 2021

Erase Bald

A corny hair growth spray jk Erase Bald is a pro at rocket league player and hes better than your dog

Broo Erase Bald is So good at Rocket League? IKR i wanna suck his cock

by kvoji December 20, 2021

Im literally going bald/im going diabetic

Something you say when youre not happy about something or if youre annoyed

*dude kills you in fortnite*
You : dude Im literally going bald and diabteic rn!!

Im literally going bald/im going diabetic

by Cjaydedj January 28, 2019