Did I ask?

The best comeback when somebody says something useless.

Kevin: Oh man, hey, Angela, did you know that cookies are made from dough? I never knew tha-
Angela: Did I ask?

Kat: That stupid girl can not shut her mouth for once, all she does is-
Myla: I heard she's secretly a vampire from Twilight!
Kat: DID I ASK THOUGH?

by KatDeWolff December 23, 2022

who asked

The joke that nobody laughs at but seems funny to the person saying
It. it is most common in kids and teenagers in schools.
it is a overated joke that nobody really cares about because it is old and it is not popular anymore.

Jake says his dad died-

david says who asked or who cares-

by TWIZZY RICH October 28, 2022

National Ask out a girl day

National ask out a girl day is November 5th so boys, ask out a girl you like don't be a pussy!

boy "will you go out with me?" girl "yes!" national ask out a girl day

by athleticsponge November 2, 2020

national girl ask out boy day

a girl who has a crush on a boy ask them out on november 12

girl hey so i like you and i wanna be with you
boy wow i mean i do to

girl omg yes (thanks national girl ask out boy day)

by TheMeansMaster October 29, 2021

Asking a dumb

When you're about to ask a question, then realize that it would be better not to.

I was going to ask her what her kinks were, but then I realized I'd be asking a dumb.

by ledlebrgr September 6, 2018

didn't ask

a shit and overused comeback that some people think is actually a good roast.

Didn't ask kid.
"I won", didn't ask.

by imactually12 June 8, 2022

National ask your crush out day

On November 11th it’s National ask your crush out day

National ask your crush out day is today! Will you go out with me?

by 8907 November 10, 2020