Anal Carwash

The act of inserting a shit covered toilet brush down the anus of your significant other.

Guys I finally did an anal carwash with Jessica!

by theshitcannon March 23, 2020

Ghost Anal

Ghost Anal happens when you are fucked in the ass by a huge dick and it leaves you feeling like you still have the huge dick still in your ass, even though the guy left about an hour ago.

Woman A: It still feels like i'm being fucked in my ass.
Woman B: Do you have a good case of ghost anal?
Woman A: No, I have a job meeting in 30 and I feel like my shit is going to fall out.

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by Curve2015 October 21, 2015

anal consumption

A more advanced type of eating ass, that only intellectuals could understand

non-intellectual: "I ate my girlfriends ass last night"
intellectual: "Is that so? Well at a late time period yesterday, I participated in some anal consumption with my female romantic partner."

by wet_cardboard69 April 12, 2018

Anal Clapathon

Going into a Chemistry exam thinking you know the material fairly well, but then you end up getting Anally Clapped until your cheeks bleed.

Friend: How did your Chem exam go that you studied all night for?

You: Yo that was an absolute Anal Clapathon. My cheeks are bleeding!

by lickmytaint2021 November 20, 2018

Anal jew

Someone who is anal about their money. Typically someone who is very greedy, spoiled, and takes a lot of Xanax

Aaron is such an anal jew!!
Look at that loser Aaron he’s a fucking anal jew.

by Eavangelionunit1 December 24, 2021

anal wreck

1.) To completely annihilate one's rear
2.) To be rid of the pleasure to sit down

I fell on a potato in the shower ending in a bloody anal wreckage.
I have been eating taco bell for 4 straight days now i am anal wrecked.

by ReZuRrEcT September 1, 2014

anal crabs

Crabs located in the anal area.

Paris Hilton is the epitome of anal crabs.

by Riot/Kdizzie March 8, 2009