Anal jew

Someone who is anal about their money. Typically someone who is very greedy, spoiled, and takes a lot of Xanax

Aaron is such an anal jew!!
Look at that loser Aaron he’s a fucking anal jew.

by Eavangelionunit1 December 24, 2021

Anal bonsai

When a woman is on the floor bear ass naked. And a man jumps off the bed also naked down onto and into the woman while screaming bonsai

Oh yeah me and Patricia are going to try anal bonsai tonight

by Freakydude97 January 8, 2021

Anal fibrillation

a high anxiety state produced in response to not knowing what the hell is going on; the fibrillating (i.e., quivering) of the rectal muscle that generally precedes sudden loss of sphincter control. Risk increases with higher level positions on company organizational chart.

The VP went into anal fibrillation when the government auditors showed up at the same time as the 60 Minutes crew.

by Maygmom October 30, 2011

Anal Anthrax

A fart so vile, so disgusting, it can be considered a biological weapon.

Tom released anal anthrax on the bus causing the bus driver to evacuate and quarantine the bus.

by SkankBerry July 24, 2016

anal bush

The overgrown swatch of pubic hair that grows all over and around a woman's anus whilst she is preggers.

My baby mama was relatively unreceptive to anal after she shaved her anal bush and nicked her pimply pregger skin several times.

by Don Juan de la nuche.99 May 19, 2014

anal firecracker

The action of inserting a firecracker into ones anus for sexual thrill

Me and Pat performed the action of the anal firecracker and had sex to see who could finish before it blew up

by Muffinlover69 February 19, 2017

Anal Clapathon

Going into a Chemistry exam thinking you know the material fairly well, but then you end up getting Anally Clapped until your cheeks bleed.

Friend: How did your Chem exam go that you studied all night for?

You: Yo that was an absolute Anal Clapathon. My cheeks are bleeding!

by lickmytaint2021 November 20, 2018