A 'rating agency' is a collective name for a group of arseholes that issue negative ratings to countries, companies and investment vehicles in order to enable their clients, especially banks, to asset strip them.
I see X rating agency have downgraded Y's sovereign debt...the banks are going to force the sale of public assets on the people, mark my words!
by Chris Biscuts January 29, 2012
Get the Rating Agency mug.The wildly exaggerated amount of time, that a prospective employee is told by an Employment Agency that a job will last. Mainly used by desperate recruiters,as they know that the shorter amount of days offered, the less chance they are going to get anybody to do the job. Ergo they will miss out on their earner.
Phone rings and it is the local lacking in any honour or credibility employment agency. "Have you got your own PPE, a CSCS card, a pulse, a day glow vest and can you start yesterday? Good, we have a job helping to lay turf on a building site of ten houses which will last six months".
Person at the other end of the phone who has heard it all before - "No it won't, it will only be for about two days. I don't trust you, this is only another Employment Agency Promise !"
Person at the other end of the phone who has heard it all before - "No it won't, it will only be for about two days. I don't trust you, this is only another Employment Agency Promise !"
by Dum Briller October 23, 2019
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by he374 July 28, 2021
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Person 2: Um, the FFSA is a captured agency; everyone in charge there *is* a fox.
Person 1: Whatever, I trust them so much.
Person 2: Your hens, your choice. I'll put mine somewhere else.
Person 1: Not for long. Thanks to a new federal law, ALL hens must now be guarded by the FFSA only. If you try to put them somewhere else, the FFSA is fully authorized to eat them.
Person 2: There's your proof of a captured agency.
Person 1: Whatever, I trust them so much.
Person 2: Um, the FFSA is a captured agency; everyone in charge there *is* a fox.
Person 1: Whatever, I trust them so much.
Person 2: Your hens, your choice. I'll put mine somewhere else.
Person 1: Not for long. Thanks to a new federal law, ALL hens must now be guarded by the FFSA only. If you try to put them somewhere else, the FFSA is fully authorized to eat them.
Person 2: There's your proof of a captured agency.
Person 1: Whatever, I trust them so much.
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Teen wolf fan 2: My favourite character is Allison Argent
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a place where all its members simp for a guy that doesn’t even know they exist.
gc full of clowns.
a place where all its members simp for a guy that doesn’t even know they exist.
gc full of clowns.
jaehyun eboy agenda gc:
a: "i miss jaehyun"
e: "shut up you oompa loompa 1,50cm tiny leprechaun"
m: "wait guys, what does it say i‘m blocked"
r: "wait, skz is an abbreviation of stray kids??? i thought skz chan was his legal name"
na: *sends video*
everyone: "let‘s kick her out"
everyone: "jaehyun sexc"
a: "i miss jaehyun"
e: "shut up you oompa loompa 1,50cm tiny leprechaun"
m: "wait guys, what does it say i‘m blocked"
r: "wait, skz is an abbreviation of stray kids??? i thought skz chan was his legal name"
na: *sends video*
everyone: "let‘s kick her out"
everyone: "jaehyun sexc"
by liliaceaesolar April 11, 2020
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