train bass

The low rumbling bass line produced by an idling train (or trains) up to a mile away. Permeates walls, double glazing and your brain. Equivilent to approximate 1000 boy racers idling in the car park.

Worker #1: That train bass is particularly intense today.
Worker #2: Indeed, been going all morning!
Worker #3: Dudes, I couldn't hear it before you said that... now its melting my brain.

by Siiimon December 13, 2008

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braid train

A group of males (or women) who get in a train formation and braid each other's hair.

Let's head to the handicap stall and board the Braid Train! It's Friyay so I think fresh braids would really get the weekend off to a fab start!

by BraidTrain October 2, 2017

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Trim Training

The act of committing a savage yet purposeful man-handling on your "downtown district".

- "Hey Mortimer, Check out the chick on the cover of the new FHM.."
- "Man, she's Grade A, Gerald! **snatches magazine** If you need me i'll be in the bathroom trim training!!!"
- "You salty dog you...."

by Jay B. R. March 16, 2008

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Road train

Hard-core threesome with three blokes and the middle man giving the front man a reach around during this vile sex act.

Hey Jimmy how about a road train. No Barry you hurt my ass last time and I pulled my wrist.

by KFC FOR LIFE!!! July 7, 2021

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Poo Train

A dirty protest of the faecal variety, intentionally, or accidentally, laid out in a linear formation comprising a brownish locomotive-esq turd pulling several little pellet-like carriages of varying consistency. Oft found in hospitals and care homes

Watch out for that poo train over there, someone's going to slip on that and break their neck

by nounentity October 18, 2017

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