Jared's Ears

Most ticklish ginormous, and gargantious motherfuckers on this planet, in the solar system, in our galaxy, in our milkyway, and especially, on this side of the Mississippi. These existing figures that we call ears are the biggest most pergananant beings on the face of the same planet i breathe on
Man I got a real Jared's Ears on my balls
by Christophlak March 31, 2024
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Jared Ellis

To humiliate someone by rejecting them publicly
Person 1: “Eww I don’t want him to bring me flowers

Person 2: “Jared Ellis his ass!!”
by Keeks maleeks February 26, 2022
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