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Benjamin

oh my lord that guy has the biggest penis of them all, who is he?
he must be Benjamin
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Micaela Benjamin

She is a girl you could never get of your mind…falling in love with her could be a sin, but hurting her scares deeper then any wound. She has the most loving, kind, and caring personality. You could hurt her but she will never walk away from you. She is also the type of girl you don’t want to make jealous because boy oh boy would she kill that son of a Bish
Micaela Benjamin the greatest human you could encounter
by Abigail Govender November 23, 2021
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Micaela Benjamin

She is a girl you could never get of your mind…falling in love with her could be a sin, but hurting her scares deeper then any wound. She has the most loving, kind, and caring personality. You could hurt her but she will never walk away from you. She is also the type of girl you don’t want to make jealous because boy oh boy would she kill that son of a Bish
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Benjamin

Benjamin is usually a tall, but small guy. He sometimes has brown hair, but other times he has blonde, black, or gray hair. He might be the most talented guy in the ‘sports’ team, but he isn’t very athletic and is considered pretty bad by most. So bad in fact, he is actually bad at sports. A Benjamin doesn’t like food, but he eats a lot. He doesn’t like music very much, but really likes to listen to it daily. He runs track, but he can’t run. Benjamin’s are pretty cool, but sometimes not. I don’t really know. Benjamin’s are usually British, but sometimes American.
Queen of England: “Jolly, is that a Benjamin?”

Prince of Wales: “No, it’s just a lamppost my Queen.”
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Benjamin

Benjamin is usually a tall, but small guy. He sometimes has brown hair, but other times he has blonde, black, or gray hair. He might be the most talented guy in the ‘sports’ team, but he isn’t very athletic and is considered pretty bad by most. So bad in fact, he is actually bad at sports. A Benjamin doesn’t like food, but he eats a lot. He doesn’t like music very much, but really likes to listen to it daily. He runs track, but he can’t run. Benjamin’s are pretty cool, but sometimes not. I don’t really know. Benjamin’s are usually British, but sometimes American.
Queen of England: “Jolly, is that a Benjamin?”

Prince of Wales: “No, it’s just a lamppost my Queen.”
by GuntherHafabathn November 23, 2021
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Benjamin

Benjamin is one who plays Pokémon Go at the bar.
Benjamin loves Pokémon.
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Benjamin Guy

If you are a Benjamin guy you typically have the bowel problems of a dead water hog and actually have undiagnosed IBS. They often think a sport (usually football),listening to the same overplayed song and selling stuff on depop is a personality a trait. However it is a known fact they have a lush girlfriend and people often wonder how he has bagged such a lushy cos she is way out of his league
‘Aw my god it absolutely boffs in here’
‘Yeah it’s that one who thinks he’s a mint footballer with the lush girlfriend benjamin guy’
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