Brandon

a person who gets very erect over cats.
Brandon will shag any fucking cat he sees big or small. Child or elderly. He will shag.

Person 1: brandon what are you doing
Brandon: i just saw this cat and get very horny
Person 1: Brandon what in the fuck

by Brandon shaguth thine cat August 7, 2020

brandon

ugly and nice sikkeee u thought crusty,dusty and rusty

out my face brandon

by ghostboii2121 February 6, 2019

Brandon

And gay ugly ass fat headed jerk who will cheat on your ass if your not carful. He can be sweet at times but don't fall for it most Brandon's are just players

Ugh is that Brandon
I hate Brandon

by Herh September 16, 2017

Brandon

A nasty lil fucker who needs a slap and has a small dick. Acts like a cunt. Is a cunt. Hated by most people. Grim ass druggie

"brandon is an ass hole"

by Yessdaddy March 14, 2020

Brandon

Is most definitely a Leo and homosexual. Probably got divorced (if married) because of commitment issues and cheated way too much.

“Did you hear? Brandon’s getting a divorce because he cheated too much; his husband now has to go to therapy because of the emotional trauma.”

by Heyfuckface November 29, 2019

Brandon

The act of being creepy around girls and asking for snaps. Don’t be a Brandon

Guy:Hey can I get your snap

Girl:I guess I don’t really like you

Guy: I love you bee my girlfriend
Girl: block
Girl to her friends eww this guy was being a total Brandon

by Big nasty 69 October 30, 2019

brandon

a 5'5 pubescent kid that has no life. He likes a girl named Ysabelle. All he does is just sit down and plays Fortnite. He has no life.

calvin:
hey, you heard about brandon?

zahn:
ye

calvin:
he likes Ysabelle.

zahn: wow, brandon is a god

calvin:
ye

by brandizzy July 27, 2018