Not worth a good fart in a high wind: Worthless; no good; pitiful.
That last football play was not worth a good fart in a high wind!
by dmillswvu82 September 5, 2021
mugGet the not worth a good fart in a high windmug.
Southern slang which describes a condition where one is confused, aloof, or just plain stupid. This condition is the anthisis of winding a watch and scratching your ass; which are normal process for any redneck over the age of 50 who is not drunk, stoned, or both.
Damn son, don't just stand there "winding your ass and scratching your watch", flip the hamburgers!
by clintoncousin December 11, 2007
mugGet the winding your ass and scratching your watchmug.

wind up your bum crack

When you're outside having sex and you're ass is facing the wind and the wind blows up your arse a bit. Like if you part your arse a bit it'll get wind up it.
Y'know when you're at the park and you get wind up your bum crack just at the wrong time and your whole body shrivels up into a little raisin and you pull this face...
by _Undefined February 8, 2019
mugGet the wind up your bum crackmug.
When a rumor, gossip, or the like, is spreading quickly
The rumor that Bob is the father of Tina's baby is spreading like a wind-blown brush fire
by Woody Thomas July 20, 2008
mugGet the spreading like a wind-blown brush firemug.
This concept originated from the group "Clipse" feat Pharrell Williams. This concept is featured on the album "Lord Willin'", In 2002.
Specially when these rims are spinnin' like windmills, its Ice Thirty-Two Below, Minus The Wind-Chill."
by 2E-Z December 9, 2004
mugGet the Ice Thirty-Two Below, Minus the Wind-Chillmug.
LenKu's ultimate move, in which the oppenent is hit with a firery uppercut and then ingulfed in a hurricane of flames, immobilizing them.
"Dude, is LenKu still trying to hit people with that ridiculous attack?"
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"That attack takes way to long to say...By the the time your done yelling it your to out of breath to actually do it."
by LenKu Amada May 10, 2004
mugGet the The Ultimate North Star Dragon Fist of the Western Solar Havoc Wind Strike Fear Shattering Chestnut Punchmug.

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