Peter Parker

a smol bean, the definition of deserved better. he's a snack, hes a cinnamon bun and he could kill you with his puppy dog eyes.

amen hes the child we all have without knowing. PROTECT AT ALL COST.

i larb him

person 1: did you see that guy over there. omg hes so cute
person 2: omg for sure a peter parker
person 1: what no. nobody deserves that titel. theres only one Peter Parker uwu

by tOmhOlLanD owns my <3 January 25, 2020

Will Parker

The top boss everywhere he goes. Makes tons of money and has a snowcone stand. Refered to as "sir" and "boss" and greeted with salute. Silence follows him at his command. Aura is dominate.

"Guys Hush"
"Why"
"Will Parker is coming"
🤫🫡

by Carol Cross April 18, 2024

Parker

Parker will be one of the most cocky, funniest, caring, cute person you will know. He will try to help if you aren't doing okay, he'll make you feel emotional, but most of all, he'll make you feel like you are someone in this world😊 So suggest you find a guy named Parker and make him your bestfriend before life for you gets sucky again! Hurry, go find a Parker now😌

Parker: hi
You: Hi
Parker: what's up
You: Being sad
Parker: Why are you sad?
You: Idk
Parker: Wanna talk
You: Yeah

*talks for a little to help*

by Rhianna Jade November 1, 2019

parker

figure of sexiness. all the girls want him, he also has a horse cock.

Parker is so amazing i loved sex with him.

by niggertigger November 30, 2019

quincy parker

A really hot guy the most interesting guy in the world he is strong and determined he's going to go to UNC

Wow He's such a Quincy Parker

by Pollb March 20, 2017

Parker

From personal experience, a Parker is a cute guy with striking icy blue eyes, dirty blonde hair, athletic, humorous, he also listens to other people's problems, he is considerate, he is a great friend, easy to develop a crush on him, has great sarcasm, wears hoodies, and he's pretty chill. Sometimes he can be pretty humorous. When you look at him, you become a tomato. He can be weird, but it's cool with people like me.

Parker: Tells Me Stupid Joke

Me: Laughing and Blushing
Parker:Proceeds

Me in head: These are some stupid jokes, but I like them
Parker: Smiles

Me in head: That smile is SO PURE, I LOVE IT!

by That's_fucking_cliché April 27, 2019

Parker g

A small penised man that can't finish. He beats his meat to Dave bunts.if you ever meet a parker g run away don't look back he will tunk goon and edge on you

Your a parker g

by Leydron gahames December 5, 2024