Smoke the meats

Smoking the meats is when you have to shit but you still fart but don’t pass it.

No matter how much fiber I get, I can’t seem to do more than smoke the meats

I have your hot lunch coming after drop some bbq on this brisket and smoke the meats awhile .

by Pro skills February 7, 2020

Meat Yeet

Semen

Oh fuck, here comes the meat yeet!

by Meateryeeter October 21, 2018

lid meat

A euphemism for a blow job or head

Dude, I got lid meat from Becky last night

by spf004 September 8, 2018

meat marbles

Another definition for testicles !!

"Andrew I heard that girl gave you head last night ??" Oh ya and slobbered all over my meat marbles !!

by Mattyglide March 31, 2017

Meat her

Wanting to fuck a girl.

I want to meat her bro. Trasha is so hot!

by Jjwagg April 23, 2018

meat dwarf

A short dick

My brother is a meat dwarf

by Mike Hunt December 17, 2014

Meat Malt

Another term for semen or baby gravy, etc.

That girl was a freak. She gave me a blow job and swallowed all my meat malt.

by Dic Lofenac March 13, 2009