glad water

fanny juice

after a muff diving session with jules my face was covered in glad water

by clint o'ris March 14, 2009

Water Panda

n. An Asian Creature closely related to the Great Panda. It's natural habitat is the Breaststroke or IM set. It is a very odd animal that always wears aviators, baseball gloves and listens to techno remixes to songs like "What is love". The population of Water Pandas world wide are dwindling becasue of the fact the the males have trouble "getting any".

***Have extreme caution when interacting with one, becuase they can become very cocky sometimes. ***

"O shit, the Water Panda just went a 2:03"
"shit man, he's gonna be bragging about that for weeks"

by clawz July 16, 2008

Smoke on the Water

An influential rock song telling the story of a real event in Montreux, Switzerland.

Down there is the first verse.

We all came out to montreux
On the lake geneva shoreline
To make records with a mobile
We didnt have much time
Frank Zappa and the mothers
Were at the best place around
But some stupid with a flare gun
Burned the place to the ground
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky

by StetanIslendar November 5, 2007

Water-Spiller

A person of Asian descent. Comes from the stereotype that Asians tend to spill water, be it in glasses, cups, sinks, bathtubs, or the largest flowing body of water in Asia.

Person 1: "Water spiller? Where's that even come from?"
Person 2: "Have you ever heard of the Yangtze River?"

Person 1: "Jiang knocked over a glass again."
Person 2: "What a water-spiller!"

by PoCo47 February 26, 2011

BP and water

Disastrous chemistry with your significant other. Like oil and water.

My boyfriend and I used to get along so well and now we are just like BP and water. I think it's time to dump him.

by Tiffwit July 9, 2010

Borgus Water

Borgus water is pretty disgusting, it is in the borgus lake, only chads are physically able to withstand borgus water. Borgus water is in the swamp, where shrek lives, it's also the green water in your sink

"Did you see how gross that water was?"
"Yep, looks like borgus water to me."

by levimeows October 19, 2021

dish water

A yorkshire term for a shit beer, usually used to describe a pint of Carling or Castlemaine as these are shit lagers in my opinion. when used down in London by a northerner they may say "Thames Water"

"You coming for a brewski??" "ok but i can only afford dish water"
"I hate my new Job in London, im going for a pint of that dish water that these southerners call a decent brew"

by T to tha OG May 21, 2006