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Walker Bonk scale

The walker bonk scale is a medical scale from 0-100 on how hard someone has been hit on the head by someone or something else.
“Doctor he’s been hit on the head with a tyre iron” “ what’s the level of impact nurse?” He’s a 37 on the walker bonk scale.. only slight deformation of the skull” “ send him straight to the bonked specialist” “right away”
by Gary the bonk specialist March 18, 2020
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Cake Walker

A Cake Walker is a person that always breaks and falls to another who makes them feel bad about something. Who breaks under another... meaning the other person is normally a (Manipulator)
Dude my dad is a Cake Walker he falls for everything I say.

That chick is a Cake Walker she be Fallin for everything..
by Shan-tel January 22, 2024
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Alan walker

Overrated generic trashy pop shit music maker from norway. He constantly remakes and copy&pastes music from other people because he can't make any original good music.
His fanbase is mostly teenagers, kids and dumb normies.
Fuck alan walker, he uses ghost producer. That guy is untalented trash.
by 4nt1n0rm13 January 20, 2024
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Asian pool walker

An asian man with no legs but extremely long arms circling the outside of a pool screaming the entire bible. Normally found in thailand and very northern Canada.
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Walkerism

Walkerism is a philosophy/Ideology forged by the mind of Alexander "The One And Only" Walker that revolves around the capability to unshackle the mind of all irrelevant issues pushed on to you by "The System" from "Space Monkeys". In any form or added idea, Walkerism allows you to grip at what message Alexander Walker is trying to convey usually via his YouTube channel "Walker Wisdom".
Man 1: "My life is much better when I can control my mind."
Man 2: "How's that?"
Man 1: "The ways of Walkerism has taught me true self accountability in order to allow my mind to reach a higher potential."
by anonymous June 16, 2023
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Walker

Walker is a very hot man. Plus he is in percussion in band which makes him hotter.
OMG Walker is so hot
by BANDKIDINCASTAIC February 7, 2022
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jess walker

Yo, I saw Jess Walker last night. She's such a lax diva!
by jdubs2792 May 25, 2014
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