University of Washington

The only college where the greatest Martial artist BRUCE LEE went to study and major in Philosophy. Also later becoming one of the greatest Philosophers of Martial Arts as well.

"I went to the University of Washington to be a Husky just like Bruce Lee"

by Huskiy124 June 14, 2009

Washington DC

It's a city full of hubris. Stinky, vile, disgusting hubris. Even the low-level government workers, actors, camera crews, reporters and teachers are full of themselves. Worst place in the world to live.

Everyone in Washington DC thinks they are better than the rest of the world.

by HollywoodHellboy June 18, 2011

Washington, Missouri

A town lying on the Missouri River of roughly 14,000 people that's probably the most conservative, Catholic place on the planet. There's a grand total of about ten different last names in the area, all of clear German origin, that aren't heard anywhere else.

It has two high schools: Washington High School is the largest and the the only public high school, while St. Francis Borgia High School is a small Catholic high school that tends to consist of students from more higher-income families. But this does not mean people there are stuck-up or snobbish.

The town is almost completely white, and many people will do a double take when they see a person from a different ethnicity there.

The county (Franklin) has a terrible problem with methamphetamine, but as I'm not a druggie, I don't have any experience with it. I guess that could be a plus about this town for some people, however…

Overall, this is a nice town that I'm happy to live in. The overwhelming Catholic influence can get a bit annoying at times, but for the most part, I have no qualms about Washington.

Washington, Missouri resident: "Want to go to church?"
Out-of-towner: "Nah, I'm not Catholic."
Washington resident: "YOU SHALL BE BURNED AT THE HANDS OF GOD!!"

by jbuc14 October 13, 2013

port washington

Port Washington is a small town 30 miles north of Milwaukee with close to 11,000 people. Its full of people that think they're more important than they really are, making news on cnn for stupid enough issues as hazing, and a controversial gay survey. Kids are stupid, adults go crazy over everything, but occasionally you'll find someone pretty cool. Downtown has a curse where small businesses shut down every year, and are replaced by another which will just get shut down again. The cops are the biggest assholes you'll find in Wisconsin, and its against the city ordinance for anything to be open 24 hours. Since theres nothing to do after 9:00, kids resort to mischief and drugs. Then the parents bitch about it.

I live in Port Washington, and I really wish there was a 24 hour gas station here.

by frsky January 1, 2009

cheerio-wanting denial

when someone wants cheerios but is denying that fact

Steve wants honey-nut cheerios, but claims he does not; he is in cheerio-wanting denial.

by cheerio expert May 12, 2009

Gorilla in the washing machine.

cunnilingus: oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris

My favorite euphemism for cunnilingus is 'gorilla in the washing machine.'

by chernobylspice December 11, 2003

Gold Bar Washington

A terrible town that no one knows, it is a drive by town that people pass on their way to Stevens Pass in the Cascade Mountains. The town is full of rednecks and stoners. This is definitely not a place to raise a family. Do not go out at night, you might never be heard from again.

friend 1- "where do you live?"
friend 2- "Gold Bar Washington"
friend 1- "i am soo sorry"
friend 2- "yah, me too"

by Hickette From The Sticks March 3, 2011