tits on a turtle
tits on a turtle by Curly March 22, 2017
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Imma go polish my turtle
When a person feels uncomfortable in a sentence an feels the need to leave suddenly without alarming or making the other person/people mad. Also used to make your exit more lighthearted and funny.
Imma go polish my turtle by aoifemxgann June 6, 2017
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SPANKING THE TURTLE
The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.
SPANKING THE TURTLE by Steven dickerson June 17, 2018
Wiping the Turtle's mouth
When you are trying to poo (shit) but the faeces gets lodged in the opening to the anal cavity, often known as a turtle's head poking out. When you can push no more, but the turtle remains trapped, wiping during this scenario is known as Wiping the Turtle's mouth.
Craig came back from the dunger and informed Jon "That was a tough one Jon, I just ended up wiping the turtle's mouth" Jon understood instantly.
Wiping the Turtle's mouth by Broaders September 6, 2019
Yertle the Turtle
The sexiest character in all of Dr Suess’ books. Anyone who plays the part of the sexy turtle himself is bound to have sex almost everyday. If you have the honor of sleeping with Yertle you instantly become the sexiest person in a 17.23 mile radius.
Yertle the Turtle by Hurburt December 1, 2019