by Nana’s v March 12, 2022
Get the Liv tatter tossmug. When you grab hold of the flaps of skin that are left after your wife lost a shit ton of weight and she squeals like a banshee. Don't let her the fuck go. Use the extra skin as a barrier between you and your fat fucking wife.
by Meatball78 September 1, 2014
Get the Chuckwalla Basket Tossmug. by Michael Flex July 17, 2018
Get the Sauced off the tossmug. A self defense method to be used if you are on the toilet during an attack or invasion. You first stand up, grab hold of your tactical turd, then proceed to toss your tactical turd at the attacker or uninvited guest.
I was in The Oval Office when I heard a windoe break, I didn't have a weapon so I did a Tactical Turd Toss and sent that would be robber running covered in shit.
by CheeseGrater621 August 26, 2022
Get the Tactical Turd Tossmug. After a hectic night of drinking, the alcohol you may have consumed may have left you feeling nauseated and on the verge of tossing your cookies.
by LeilaSP July 30, 2019
Get the Tossing your cookiesmug. Someone who had deformed uneven squishy knees because they’ve spent too much time on them performing lewd acts
by Duchess of Sussex July 2, 2019
Get the Salad tossing kneesmug. A pile of garbage ejected from a moving car; usually fragmentary remains of fast food, beverages and other food waste. Always on the street, these excitingly random finds litter the ghetto, and threaten to overtake civilization (or something).
by hwcdesign October 21, 2014
Get the toledo tossed saladmug.